Sep 12, 2006 16:08
>Subject: 30 things you should know
>Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 19:00:05 -0500
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>10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but
>White people wont admit
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>1. Elvis is dead.
>2. Jesus was not white.
>3. Rap music is here to stay.
>4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
>5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
>6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
>7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
>8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
>9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
>10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
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>10 Truths White and Black People know but
>Hispanic people wont admit
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>1. Hickeys are not attractive.
>2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
>3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
>4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
>5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
>6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
>7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
>8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
>9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your
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>10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
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>10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but
>Black people wont admit
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>1. O.J. did it.
>2. Tupac is dead.
>3. Teeth shouldnt be decorated.
>4. Weddings should start on time.
>5. Your pastor doesnt know everything.
>6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
>7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
>8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
>9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
>10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.