Riddle me this: You really beleived in all your lies, didn't you???
"Point me to the sky above
I can't get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones"
-Misfits "Dig up her bones"
Okay tru beleivers I beleive I owe you a bit of an explanation for the mournful tone of my last post, well grab a drink, have a seat, and crank the Industrial rock to 11 cause here we go.....
("Whereas most bands rock at the maximum of 10, we rock 11! I mean we had to etch a new place on the
dial just to rock accordingly" -This is Spinaltap)
To start off last week I was unfortunate enough to experience what I like to call "THE WORST DAY EVVVER!"
1) I was pulled off my register @ BB to what I orriginaly thought was an interview for a full time position when in reality it was for a meeting w/ not 1 not 2 not 3 but 4 of the managers to inform me that i was bein suspended (translation probablyt fired) for what they called faulty transactions....long story
2) As I was drivin back to the mean streets via 275 my engine begins to die slowly, turns out I ran out of gas. Now I know you must be thinking what kind of idiot doesnt realize they are low on gas? Well my fellow inmates I was under the impression that I had 3/4 of a tank, you see when they changed my fuel pump the week prior (*cough* a $370 bill that Im dilligently waiting reimbursment from a certain Mrs. White who for some unknown reason has put a voodu witch curse on my cars health) they forgot to reset the fuel gauge so whereas I thought I had nearly a full tank in reality I was runnin on fumes =(
3) I manage to get the car off of 275 call up AAA and begin the ever so loathsome process of waiting....in 90+ degree Humid as hell weather. Well AAA gets their and gives me some gas...nothing happens. SO I then have to wait an additional 2.5 hrs for a fuckin tow truck
SO in conclusion by the end of the day I had no car no money and no job to remedy the situation, I was waitin for a certain traffic cop to give a ticket for no reason just to add to the pain...."Hey there big man you look like someone killed your puppy and raped your mother, heres a ticket for depressing the rest of humanity....*pelvic thrust* OH YEAH!"
Oh yeah I almost forgot the saddest part of the tale. It was with an extremely heavy heart, because of the lack of a job and $, that I Justin Michael Garofano went to Greenshift (my comic shop) and had then... had them.... suspend all of my subscriptions indeffinatly until further notice. SO in other words not only does life suck but I currently lack my favorite escape to help me deal w/ the sucktatude! Sniffle...I feel like Fillerbunny
"WE ARE BORN WITH A CHANCE
RISE ABOVE
WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE
I AM GONNA HAVE MY CHANCE
RISE ABOVE
WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE
WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR ABUSE
TRY TO STOP US IT'S NO USE"
-Black Flag "Rise Above"
But for every bit of darkness there has to be a light that shines through! Because the asshole managers were rather ambiguous on weather or not I would remain gamefuly employed at the Best of Buys I went huntin the very next day. Thankdully third times a charm and I was given a job bussin tables at Splitzville in channelside, not the most glamerous work Ive ever done but its somethin. And as of today Im back behind the wheel so I say Roadmonkeys of Tampa Beware The Juice is back and he has a lot of pent up anger to let out....
"YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE HOW DARE YOU HIDE IN MY FUCKING BLIND SPOT!!! I SHOULD GET OUT OF MY CAR CAR AND BASH YOUR FUCKIN HEAD INTO YOUR FUCKIN STEERING WHEEL!!!!" -Me the night of the infamous Halloween horror nights calamity
SsHHHH BEEP SHHH *cue newsyish music* "We interupt this post to deliver you a late breaking story
we recomend that if you have small children or elderly individuals observing this they leave the room because the excitement of this announcement could very well cause their hearts to explode! Brace yourself (has the excitement built yet?)!! AHEM:
Nine Inch Nails Has FINALLY anounced their 2005 Fall tour dates and there are two in perticular that cought my eye *10/22/05 ICE PALECE TAMPA, FL *10/25/05 O'RENA ORLANDO,fl
Im stamping a pattented Riddler guarentee on the fact that I will be seein nails a second time this year....and possibly a third. Anyone w/ the testicular (or ovarean) fortitude who would like to occompany are welcome... but know this I plan on waitin at least an hour before tickets go on sale so insure I get floor seats, NO PANSY BLEACHERS FOR THIS BOY NO SIR! More on this, ie date of ticket sales, will be posted once I find out. This announcement alone has soothed my inner pain ten fold" Thank you for your time we now return you to your post already in progress *cue closing music*
The return of the COUNTDOWN CALENDER:
1 day till Batman Begins
1 month 25 days till Warped Tour (ft The Offspring) in Otown
2 months 22 days till Ozzfest in WPB
4 months 9 days till NIN in TAMPA ( first time since '98
Who amoung you will join me???
I can't get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones"
-Misfits "Dig up her bones"
Okay tru beleivers I beleive I owe you a bit of an explanation for the mournful tone of my last post, well grab a drink, have a seat, and crank the Industrial rock to 11 cause here we go.....
("Whereas most bands rock at the maximum of 10, we rock 11! I mean we had to etch a new place on the
dial just to rock accordingly" -This is Spinaltap)
To start off last week I was unfortunate enough to experience what I like to call "THE WORST DAY EVVVER!"
1) I was pulled off my register @ BB to what I orriginaly thought was an interview for a full time position when in reality it was for a meeting w/ not 1 not 2 not 3 but 4 of the managers to inform me that i was bein suspended (translation probablyt fired) for what they called faulty transactions....long story
2) As I was drivin back to the mean streets via 275 my engine begins to die slowly, turns out I ran out of gas. Now I know you must be thinking what kind of idiot doesnt realize they are low on gas? Well my fellow inmates I was under the impression that I had 3/4 of a tank, you see when they changed my fuel pump the week prior (*cough* a $370 bill that Im dilligently waiting reimbursment from a certain Mrs. White who for some unknown reason has put a voodu witch curse on my cars health) they forgot to reset the fuel gauge so whereas I thought I had nearly a full tank in reality I was runnin on fumes =(
3) I manage to get the car off of 275 call up AAA and begin the ever so loathsome process of waiting....in 90+ degree Humid as hell weather. Well AAA gets their and gives me some gas...nothing happens. SO I then have to wait an additional 2.5 hrs for a fuckin tow truck
SO in conclusion by the end of the day I had no car no money and no job to remedy the situation, I was waitin for a certain traffic cop to give a ticket for no reason just to add to the pain...."Hey there big man you look like someone killed your puppy and raped your mother, heres a ticket for depressing the rest of humanity....*pelvic thrust* OH YEAH!"
Oh yeah I almost forgot the saddest part of the tale. It was with an extremely heavy heart, because of the lack of a job and $, that I Justin Michael Garofano went to Greenshift (my comic shop) and had then... had them.... suspend all of my subscriptions indeffinatly until further notice. SO in other words not only does life suck but I currently lack my favorite escape to help me deal w/ the sucktatude! Sniffle...I feel like Fillerbunny
"WE ARE BORN WITH A CHANCE
RISE ABOVE
WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE
I AM GONNA HAVE MY CHANCE
RISE ABOVE
WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE
WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR ABUSE
TRY TO STOP US IT'S NO USE"
-Black Flag "Rise Above"
But for every bit of darkness there has to be a light that shines through! Because the asshole managers were rather ambiguous on weather or not I would remain gamefuly employed at the Best of Buys I went huntin the very next day. Thankdully third times a charm and I was given a job bussin tables at Splitzville in channelside, not the most glamerous work Ive ever done but its somethin. And as of today Im back behind the wheel so I say Roadmonkeys of Tampa Beware The Juice is back and he has a lot of pent up anger to let out....
"YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE HOW DARE YOU HIDE IN MY FUCKING BLIND SPOT!!! I SHOULD GET OUT OF MY CAR CAR AND BASH YOUR FUCKIN HEAD INTO YOUR FUCKIN STEERING WHEEL!!!!" -Me the night of the infamous Halloween horror nights calamity
SsHHHH BEEP SHHH *cue newsyish music* "We interupt this post to deliver you a late breaking story
we recomend that if you have small children or elderly individuals observing this they leave the room because the excitement of this announcement could very well cause their hearts to explode! Brace yourself (has the excitement built yet?)!! AHEM:
Nine Inch Nails Has FINALLY anounced their 2005 Fall tour dates and there are two in perticular that cought my eye *10/22/05 ICE PALECE TAMPA, FL *10/25/05 O'RENA ORLANDO,fl
Im stamping a pattented Riddler guarentee on the fact that I will be seein nails a second time this year....and possibly a third. Anyone w/ the testicular (or ovarean) fortitude who would like to occompany are welcome... but know this I plan on waitin at least an hour before tickets go on sale so insure I get floor seats, NO PANSY BLEACHERS FOR THIS BOY NO SIR! More on this, ie date of ticket sales, will be posted once I find out. This announcement alone has soothed my inner pain ten fold" Thank you for your time we now return you to your post already in progress *cue closing music*
The return of the COUNTDOWN CALENDER:
1 day till Batman Begins
1 month 25 days till Warped Tour (ft The Offspring) in Otown
2 months 22 days till Ozzfest in WPB
4 months 9 days till NIN in TAMPA ( first time since '98
Who amoung you will join me???