Riddle me this: How does one fix the worst spring break in years???
Well as I stated last time I was stuck in TPA all week.... note the unenthusiasum! But alas here is the week in review:
Sat March 5- Beaytiful beach day, not a cloud in the sky. Youd think Id be either at the pool or beach gettin bronze...but alas I was stuck at work ALL DAY!!
Sun March 6- Now durin SB most people are rewarded the luxury of sleepin in. Well my friends I was up @ 7:30am for a 8am meeting at the Best of Buys. Surely from there I went to the pool with a bottle of hootch...except no I had to do some fundraisin for the Stone Cutters (theta chi) at Legends Field, all in all not to bad cause I made like $25 in tips and got to see bits and pieces of everones favorite CONTINUOUS (unlike the once every 87 years team) winners the New York Yankees in Spring Training action.
Mon March 7- More Fundraisin at Legends tip total for both days $40.
Tue March 8- First attempt at Swim/tan fails due to cold windy day spend time w/ "friend" but alas its a waste of time cause she has "company."
Wed March 9- Somehow bamboozled into workin for the fake jews closin shift, leavin me to at least enjoy most of the day...or I least I would have had it not been a miserable cold rainy (and when I say rainy I mean monsoon). After work I met up w/ some of the few bros on camp and me bein the ol man in the group I was the one who made a trip to the Hootch-Mart. Godiva White, Goldshalagers, and rum later we have a decent group assembled and watch Death to Smoochy...not the best drunk movie out but hey it was entertainin.
*INTERMISSION* Exucuse the crudeness but its time to be truthful
time for some background info before i get into Thr. For the past couple of weeks I've been hookin up with this chick from USF nothin special just a consistent lay. DOnt get me wrong shes pretty cool to hang w/...ocationaly but realistically we r jus fuckin (not makin love not havin sex). Dont get me wrong its been fun and ...experimental (I leave it at that).
*WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE SCEDULED RANT*
Thr March 10- I FINALLY GET TO SPEND TIME AT THE POOL!!! Chillin w/ bros and the Captain I got three things: sun, sceanery, and a nice buzz. When I finally leave I get a call from Mrs. USF well she comes over bla bla bla...fastforward we finish and I really want her to go, as I already have plans to go out w/ people...sadly she doesn't take the hint. Well I get ready to go w/ her there, we finally say our goodbyes after one of friends called to see what was takin me. Now heres were the confusion begins durin our good bye she sais "ur gonna be good tonight right?" but in a serious way I instinktively begin to think to myself "Why the hell do I have to be good Im not datin you?" So now I think I have to explain just whats goin on. God Y do people imagine things that rnt there? fastforward again I go to ybor w/ some friends but on the ride there I fast become annoyed w/ this girl my bro is friends with (long story short she didnt take kindly to my unique sence of humor) so as soon as we get there I spot 2 other friends and ditch the people I came with, lol >=). From there I get into 2 clubs free w/ vip, drink free (I only had to drop $5 to tip the bartender), and made out w/ three girls. Undoubtably the best night of spring break.
Fri March 11- anouther day at the pool followed by a rather dismal night of watchin dreski and AJO play RE 4, it was entertainin at first until I realized I wasted a fri night watchin people play video games. it didnt help that I was starving and could not A) convince the stubburn jew to let me make a frozen pizza (after offerin to buy it) or B) get them to put down the controller (note they were playin for 9hrs already) to go to da HOP. Now AJO I don't mean this to be insultin but seriously watchin people play video games all night isn't all that great especially when ur hungry.
Sat March 12- gym then pool then adult swim followed by sleep while TV remains on.
Sun March 13- Work though I wasn't even suposed to be in at all this week. I then drive 3 hrs in traffic to Clearwater only to find the beach windy and cool......UGGGGGG!
Fear not fellow inmates for I will find entertainment this upcomin weekend for I will be leavin the US as of fri. Dependin on if my passport comes n before fri will decide my destination. If it comes in I will be tourin the city of Rome, if not I will be skiin the mountain of the great white north. In other words either way I WIN!!!
T-Minus 68 days till Nine Inch Nails in Hotlanta.
I pose this Y do people (mainly females) assume just cause theres physical theres an attachment?
Sat March 5- Beaytiful beach day, not a cloud in the sky. Youd think Id be either at the pool or beach gettin bronze...but alas I was stuck at work ALL DAY!!
Sun March 6- Now durin SB most people are rewarded the luxury of sleepin in. Well my friends I was up @ 7:30am for a 8am meeting at the Best of Buys. Surely from there I went to the pool with a bottle of hootch...except no I had to do some fundraisin for the Stone Cutters (theta chi) at Legends Field, all in all not to bad cause I made like $25 in tips and got to see bits and pieces of everones favorite CONTINUOUS (unlike the once every 87 years team) winners the New York Yankees in Spring Training action.
Mon March 7- More Fundraisin at Legends tip total for both days $40.
Tue March 8- First attempt at Swim/tan fails due to cold windy day spend time w/ "friend" but alas its a waste of time cause she has "company."
Wed March 9- Somehow bamboozled into workin for the fake jews closin shift, leavin me to at least enjoy most of the day...or I least I would have had it not been a miserable cold rainy (and when I say rainy I mean monsoon). After work I met up w/ some of the few bros on camp and me bein the ol man in the group I was the one who made a trip to the Hootch-Mart. Godiva White, Goldshalagers, and rum later we have a decent group assembled and watch Death to Smoochy...not the best drunk movie out but hey it was entertainin.
*INTERMISSION* Exucuse the crudeness but its time to be truthful
time for some background info before i get into Thr. For the past couple of weeks I've been hookin up with this chick from USF nothin special just a consistent lay. DOnt get me wrong shes pretty cool to hang w/...ocationaly but realistically we r jus fuckin (not makin love not havin sex). Dont get me wrong its been fun and ...experimental (I leave it at that).
*WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE SCEDULED RANT*
Thr March 10- I FINALLY GET TO SPEND TIME AT THE POOL!!! Chillin w/ bros and the Captain I got three things: sun, sceanery, and a nice buzz. When I finally leave I get a call from Mrs. USF well she comes over bla bla bla...fastforward we finish and I really want her to go, as I already have plans to go out w/ people...sadly she doesn't take the hint. Well I get ready to go w/ her there, we finally say our goodbyes after one of friends called to see what was takin me. Now heres were the confusion begins durin our good bye she sais "ur gonna be good tonight right?" but in a serious way I instinktively begin to think to myself "Why the hell do I have to be good Im not datin you?" So now I think I have to explain just whats goin on. God Y do people imagine things that rnt there? fastforward again I go to ybor w/ some friends but on the ride there I fast become annoyed w/ this girl my bro is friends with (long story short she didnt take kindly to my unique sence of humor) so as soon as we get there I spot 2 other friends and ditch the people I came with, lol >=). From there I get into 2 clubs free w/ vip, drink free (I only had to drop $5 to tip the bartender), and made out w/ three girls. Undoubtably the best night of spring break.
Fri March 11- anouther day at the pool followed by a rather dismal night of watchin dreski and AJO play RE 4, it was entertainin at first until I realized I wasted a fri night watchin people play video games. it didnt help that I was starving and could not A) convince the stubburn jew to let me make a frozen pizza (after offerin to buy it) or B) get them to put down the controller (note they were playin for 9hrs already) to go to da HOP. Now AJO I don't mean this to be insultin but seriously watchin people play video games all night isn't all that great especially when ur hungry.
Sat March 12- gym then pool then adult swim followed by sleep while TV remains on.
Sun March 13- Work though I wasn't even suposed to be in at all this week. I then drive 3 hrs in traffic to Clearwater only to find the beach windy and cool......UGGGGGG!
Fear not fellow inmates for I will find entertainment this upcomin weekend for I will be leavin the US as of fri. Dependin on if my passport comes n before fri will decide my destination. If it comes in I will be tourin the city of Rome, if not I will be skiin the mountain of the great white north. In other words either way I WIN!!!
T-Minus 68 days till Nine Inch Nails in Hotlanta.
I pose this Y do people (mainly females) assume just cause theres physical theres an attachment?