Mr. Christenson's rulz for success

Sep 22, 2005 00:58

there are 4 simple ways a guy can tell if a girl is into them according to Mr. Christenson.
here's one:
"Clue #1: She’s all decked out
What you can tell: According to Patti Wood, body language expert and professional speaker, a woman’s appearance can translate into how much attention she needs, and is willing to give. “When a woman takes care of herself, men assume she’ll be able to take care of them,” she says. That’s the upside. “But if her appearance is perfectly flawless, that is the standard she’ll measure you by,” explains Kevin Hogan, Ph.D., and author of Irresistible Attraction: Secrets of Personal Magnetism. Are you up for the challenge? Because she may well be one high-maintenance woman."

WHATEVER!!!!!! I don't know what girlz he is talking to, but usually a girl that's into a guy will pay attention to the guy...JEEEPERs the whole article is so goooofy.
here's Mr. Christenson's goofy #2...

"Clue #2: She licks her lips
What you can tell: “There is a certain kind of lip-licking that means she’s interested,” says Wood. “Look for a slow movement of just the upper part of the tongue across the lips. A woman has to make an effort to do that, so it’s very come-hither.” John South, from Charleston, WV, has used the lip-licking theory to his advantage. “There was a woman at a bar who looked at me and then licked her lips,” he explains. “So, I went over to her and asked her if she needed some ChapStick. She knew I caught her, and she was a little embarrassed, but she told me she was glad I came over.”

Ok, this is ALSO not true. I don't have any girlfriends who would do this for the sake of attention.

#3 is that she'll toss her hair...I say: NOT TRUE!!!! Once, when I was in junior high, YM recommended tossing your hair to get a boy's attention, and so I tried it out. Mostly, I ended up looking like I had some sort of neck-twitch...but really hair-tossing is a result of it getting in the way of your sight. or maybe because you have a headache from it being parted on one side. I don't know. I won't even bother with #4 because it's the worst "clue" of them all.

Jeeez, i wish my evacuee best friend forever from corpus would get her booty up here already.
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