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The Paladin Song
A World of Warcraft parody.
Badluck: Gildenlow! We need you to help defeat Attumen!
Brynneth: He's gone on a rampage in Naxx!
Gildenlow: What do you want me to do? I'm just a lumberjack.
Badluck: No! You're not! We need you to tank!
Gildenlow: I told you, I'm no warrior. I don't even have a shield.
Badluck: Surely you want to stop Attumen? He might even come here and destory the howling Fjord!
Brynneth: Do you want to sit here being a lumberjack for the rest of your life? Or do you want to become a hero?
Gildenlow: I never wanted to be a lumberjack. I always wanted to be... a PALADIN!
*Gildenlow is suddenly wearing T6 paladin gear*
Gildenlow: Leaping from bad guy to wrongdoer! As they float down rivers of their own blood! Baron Geddon! Razorgore! The mighy Kael'thas! With my favourite healer by my side! *female BE preist in T5 enters* Shade of Aran! Magtheridon! Sartharion with two drakes! We'd Sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a paladin and I'm OK! I tank all night and I heal all day!
10 man raid: He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down dwarves, I bubble hearth, I go to Thunder Bluff,
On Wednesdays I go raiding, and get epic loot from Gluth.
Raid: He cuts down dwarves, he bubble hearths, He goes to Thunder Bluff,
On Wednesdays he goes raiding, and gets epic loot from Gluth.
He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down gnomes, I skin and mine, All round Sholazar!
I put on warlock's clothing, and RP in Orgrimmar!
Raid: He cuts down gnomes, he skins and mines, all round Sholazar!
He puts on warlock's clothing, and RPs in... Orgrimmar?
He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down rogues, I have two horns, blue skin and a tail!
I wish I'd been a Draenai, 'cause elves are full of fail!
Raid: He cuts down rogues, He has two horns... blue skin? And a tail?
*various annoyed yellings*
Priest: Oh Gildenlow! I always thought you were so rugged!
Badluck: *to brynneth* Next time We're getting a guild tank.
Brynneth: Uh huh.
A World of Warcraft parody.
Badluck: Gildenlow! We need you to help defeat Attumen!
Brynneth: He's gone on a rampage in Naxx!
Gildenlow: What do you want me to do? I'm just a lumberjack.
Badluck: No! You're not! We need you to tank!
Gildenlow: I told you, I'm no warrior. I don't even have a shield.
Badluck: Surely you want to stop Attumen? He might even come here and destory the howling Fjord!
Brynneth: Do you want to sit here being a lumberjack for the rest of your life? Or do you want to become a hero?
Gildenlow: I never wanted to be a lumberjack. I always wanted to be... a PALADIN!
*Gildenlow is suddenly wearing T6 paladin gear*
Gildenlow: Leaping from bad guy to wrongdoer! As they float down rivers of their own blood! Baron Geddon! Razorgore! The mighy Kael'thas! With my favourite healer by my side! *female BE preist in T5 enters* Shade of Aran! Magtheridon! Sartharion with two drakes! We'd Sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a paladin and I'm OK! I tank all night and I heal all day!
10 man raid: He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down dwarves, I bubble hearth, I go to Thunder Bluff,
On Wednesdays I go raiding, and get epic loot from Gluth.
Raid: He cuts down dwarves, he bubble hearths, He goes to Thunder Bluff,
On Wednesdays he goes raiding, and gets epic loot from Gluth.
He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down gnomes, I skin and mine, All round Sholazar!
I put on warlock's clothing, and RP in Orgrimmar!
Raid: He cuts down gnomes, he skins and mines, all round Sholazar!
He puts on warlock's clothing, and RPs in... Orgrimmar?
He's a Paladin and he's OK! He tanks all night and he heals all day!
Gildenlow: I cut down rogues, I have two horns, blue skin and a tail!
I wish I'd been a Draenai, 'cause elves are full of fail!
Raid: He cuts down rogues, He has two horns... blue skin? And a tail?
*various annoyed yellings*
Priest: Oh Gildenlow! I always thought you were so rugged!
Badluck: *to brynneth* Next time We're getting a guild tank.
Brynneth: Uh huh.