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Half Mage, Half Machine
A world of warcraft parody.
Badluck: *robot voice* BRYNNETH! DO YOU READ ME, OVER. I AM GOING DOWN THE AUCTION HOUSE TO BUY TEN ADDER'S TOUNGE. DO YOU NEED A POTION OR SOME GEMS?!
Brynneth: You can't go down the auction house like that, man. You've got bits of thorium stuck to your head.
Badluck: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I AM A MECHANICAL. I HAVE A THORIUM-PLATED CRANIAL UNIT. BEHOLD.
Brynenth: What are you talking like that for? You...
Todkuh: Getting a bit worried now. I think we should get the sedat...
Badluck: I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT AHAHAHAHA!
Brynneth: Oh Fu-
Badluck:
Scarlet Ruby, Saronite, thirty cobalt bars,
Elemental Blasting powder and Engineering 424.
Drank some funny potions, 'til I couldn't drink no more,
Wanna be an arcane guardian in the world of warcraft lore.
Up in Tempest keep, that's where I like to chill,
Practicing with arcane spec, because it takes a lot of skill,
Barrages, oomblast and arcane power,
Just a shame I still get paladin'd thirty times an hour.
Brynneth:
Badluck's gone insane, He thinks he's the curator;
Drank a bad elixir and his brain said see you later.
We tried to crowd control him but he trinketed out,
There's a mage loose in Orgrimmar complete with oil spout.
He tries to join groups to tank heroic nexus,
How he manages to do it is beggining to perplex us.
Patrols around silvermoon guarding the place,
And if a blood elf talks back then he singes his face.
All:
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Badluck:
Other robots don't accept me 'cause I am a mage,
Feel my pain, feel my rage.
All the other mages say that I am not the best,
So I had a great idea during the brewfest.
Bought some electro-plating, and fused it to myself,
Went out and fried a motherfucking night elf.
Like Void Reaver from Tempest Keep,
Curator and Doomwalker, and that gnome-bot creep.
When I cast a polymorph I make metal sheep,
Go on rampages through lakeshire and then I go to sleep.
I'm made by goblins, and renegade gnomes,
Converted from undead to go and crush innocent people's homes.
I shoot rockets from my groin at whoever I like,
And when I need to go I transform into a bike.
Todkuh:
The apothecaries says he's mad, they think that he's a nut,
'cause he drinks motor oil and sticks electrodes up his butt.
Got a sticky love next down in Gnomeregan,
Where he gets freaky with a 8C401.
Badluck:
I AM MECHANICAL. MY PRIME OBJECTIVE IS TO GO TO AUCTION HOUSE AND BUY 10 ADDERS TOUNGE. DO YOU COMPUTE!?
All:
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Brynneth: So, badluck, are you still a robot then?
Badluck: No, not anymore.
Todkuh: You still look and sound like one.
Badluck: No, I can assure you thank you.
Brynneth: I think you are...
Badluck: I'm not.
Brynneth: What are you then?
Badluck: A Murloc. Called hrwrlhl.
Told you I was bored.
A world of warcraft parody.
Badluck: *robot voice* BRYNNETH! DO YOU READ ME, OVER. I AM GOING DOWN THE AUCTION HOUSE TO BUY TEN ADDER'S TOUNGE. DO YOU NEED A POTION OR SOME GEMS?!
Brynneth: You can't go down the auction house like that, man. You've got bits of thorium stuck to your head.
Badluck: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I AM A MECHANICAL. I HAVE A THORIUM-PLATED CRANIAL UNIT. BEHOLD.
Brynenth: What are you talking like that for? You...
Todkuh: Getting a bit worried now. I think we should get the sedat...
Badluck: I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT AHAHAHAHA!
Brynneth: Oh Fu-
Badluck:
Scarlet Ruby, Saronite, thirty cobalt bars,
Elemental Blasting powder and Engineering 424.
Drank some funny potions, 'til I couldn't drink no more,
Wanna be an arcane guardian in the world of warcraft lore.
Up in Tempest keep, that's where I like to chill,
Practicing with arcane spec, because it takes a lot of skill,
Barrages, oomblast and arcane power,
Just a shame I still get paladin'd thirty times an hour.
Brynneth:
Badluck's gone insane, He thinks he's the curator;
Drank a bad elixir and his brain said see you later.
We tried to crowd control him but he trinketed out,
There's a mage loose in Orgrimmar complete with oil spout.
He tries to join groups to tank heroic nexus,
How he manages to do it is beggining to perplex us.
Patrols around silvermoon guarding the place,
And if a blood elf talks back then he singes his face.
All:
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Badluck:
Other robots don't accept me 'cause I am a mage,
Feel my pain, feel my rage.
All the other mages say that I am not the best,
So I had a great idea during the brewfest.
Bought some electro-plating, and fused it to myself,
Went out and fried a motherfucking night elf.
Like Void Reaver from Tempest Keep,
Curator and Doomwalker, and that gnome-bot creep.
When I cast a polymorph I make metal sheep,
Go on rampages through lakeshire and then I go to sleep.
I'm made by goblins, and renegade gnomes,
Converted from undead to go and crush innocent people's homes.
I shoot rockets from my groin at whoever I like,
And when I need to go I transform into a bike.
Todkuh:
The apothecaries says he's mad, they think that he's a nut,
'cause he drinks motor oil and sticks electrodes up his butt.
Got a sticky love next down in Gnomeregan,
Where he gets freaky with a 8C401.
Badluck:
I AM MECHANICAL. MY PRIME OBJECTIVE IS TO GO TO AUCTION HOUSE AND BUY 10 ADDERS TOUNGE. DO YOU COMPUTE!?
All:
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Half Mage, Half Machine, What does it mean? What does it meeee-aaaan?
Brynneth: So, badluck, are you still a robot then?
Badluck: No, not anymore.
Todkuh: You still look and sound like one.
Badluck: No, I can assure you thank you.
Brynneth: I think you are...
Badluck: I'm not.
Brynneth: What are you then?
Badluck: A Murloc. Called hrwrlhl.
Told you I was bored.