My 4th of July Weekend

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This has to have been the best 4th of July weekend. I'm too lazy to go into full details so here's a list of what happened:
Saturday
- Went to Aaron's for a trip to Naples.
- Jorge and Aaron got really drunk. ( I mean REAAALY drunk)
- Aaron gets a headache and takes 6 motrin pills.
- Drunk to the point of singing "Ignition" from R. Kelly
- Aaron starts to Team America vomit in his room.
- Get Aaron to the bathroom where he continues to Team America vomit.
- Aaron stops vomitting and passes out in a puddle of vomit.
- Aaron almost drowns in his vomit Jimmy Hendrix style.
- Jorge saves Aaron from a most terrible death of drowning in his puke.
- Jorge and Aaron's parents clean him up after another hour of passed out vomitting.
- When gone, Aaron resembles a retarted zombie.

Sunday
- More of Aaron's vomitting.
- Freaking people out in Subway.
- Arrival at Naples golf resort thing.
- Jorge and Aaron go golfing.
- Sand trap art.
- Golf cart shenanigans
- Aaron captures a turtle.
- Jorge and Aaron pissed some white guys off.
- Jorge and Aaron pissed the Australian guy off- "Crikey, get off the green"
- Jorge and Aaron had the Velociraptors after them.
-  Jorge skimboarded at Naples Beach
- Mainstreet, Naples
- Jorge ate shitty Jamaican Food
- Bunch of French people sitting in front of Starbucks
   Aaron says: "Dude, they're French."
    Jorge yells: "JACQUELEBLUE!"
- Laughed at hookers.
- Chilled in the pool with some drunk white people from DC
- Watchin Aaron's parents and friends (all drunk) play Pictionary.
- South Park Movie

Monday
- Breakfast with the stupid waitress
- Made fun of the guy at the surf shop.
- Ranked on the lady at the "Member's Only" beach
- Skimboarding at Marco Island
- Ranked on Sumo wrestler in speedo
- Busted my ass skimboarding
- Laughed at Mexicans for jumping in shitty water.
- Long car ride home = making fun of stupid people
- South Park Movie Songs and classic rock
- Went to Gio's 4th of July party with John.
- Kick ass fireworks show.
- Made fun of superficial people.
- Totally owned John's in the face in pool.

Yeah... My weekend kicked ass.