haha...thanks Jess!

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Finish each sentence..Erase my answers and put your own in...:)

My ex is...probably getting butt fucked by Bubba while he rots away in prison =)

Maybe I should...get drunk, it's been a hot minute.

I love...those Drumsticks with the caramel in the middle

I don't understand...how all I do is work and I'm still broke =(

I lost my...underwear. Every last pair

People would say that I'm...a major bitch, unless I like ya

Sex is...huh? lol

Love is...awesome when ya have it, the rest of the time its a huge crock

Somewhere, someone is...peeing on a tree

I will always...have my tattoos.

Forever is...worms? I hate worms, they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...then they put me in a home, I died there. Then the worms came. Worms?

I never want to...Jump out of a plane

I think the current President is...George W? lol

When I wake up in the morning I...think about how nice it would be to sleep some more instead of work =)

Life is full of...chocolate covered cherries

My past is...full of some crazy, good times *sigh*

I get annoyed when...people get retarded and forget how to drive!

I wish...I had a watermelon

My dog is...disguised as a kitty

Tomorrow I'm going to...work, work, work

I have low tolerance for people who...find a way to get on my nerves. lol

If I had a million dollars I would...buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Sometimes I want to...go around karate chopping people