Horse and midget...
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget
shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female
horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin
horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he
gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her
earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the
horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin'
pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him
the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat?" Totally mad as fire
at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the
midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and
slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a
widdlebit."
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget
shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female
horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin
horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he
gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her
earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the
horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin'
pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him
the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat?" Totally mad as fire
at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the
midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and
slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a
widdlebit."