Balls are gross, but the penis is interesting, making the male genitale quite the conversation piece
Even though i have no internet and i am forced to go to school to do anything online related, i have found many different interesting things to do with my time. I have a candle in a fish bowl, so i got the wise idea to fill the bowl with wax. I lite the candle and i realized that for this to happen it would take a very long time, so being the wise fellow that i am, i got another candle and held above the lite candle to melt more wax. Then i realized that the fire was a bit too small to melt the wax quickly, so i lite a couple matches and stuck them into the previously lite candle. The fire got bigger and to my delight the wax was melting very fast, but i still wasn't satified. I stuck the rest of the matches in the bowl along with the little paper package that they came in. The whole bowl caught on fire!!!! My delight and cleaver plan literally went up in flames and i couldn't extinguish the fire because it was in wax. I couldn't blow it out to save my life!!! So i got a hairspray bottle that was filled with water, but apparently not enough, the fire got slightly smaller, but everytime i sprayed it the fire would make an intimidating burst noise. I eventually dumped water into the bowl, dumped the bowl and my plans for a creative idea and all this because i have no internet, go figure.