Jan 04, 2009 15:02
Christmas in a airport with delayed flight is hell. Unless that is, of course if you are reading twilight. Girls, boys, grandmas, flight crews, even the chola looking girl on break from the BBQ stand. i cant help it. I'm on the hate mongering anti-tween vampire novel series. Right now I want to cockslap the emo underager wanna be vampire crew. I miss the cutters and the agonizing torture of clove smoking self-aggrandizing, skinny puppy obsessed goth kids? These kids are wusses today. They want to shop at malls and drive European cars and date the undead. I could skull fuck them before the noticed their eyeball had been ripped of its socket.
Hell is being trapped in the Dallas Ft. Worth International airport and sitting in the food court watching kids in skinny jeans and fall-out boy t-shirts and pouty girls with pierced lips in neon tights reading twilight.