So I filled out a Survey again...
TAKE THIS SURVEY!
1) Would you tell a stranger if they had spinach in their teeth?
Nah. I'd ask them to smile and take a picture of them on my phone and set the pciture to come up every time they called so I could laugh about it.
2) If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
It's a bit too late for that one, don't cha think?
3) What is your preferred method of birth control?
Pull-out method. Works for the pros, has always worked for me.
4) Do you always wash your hands when you use the bathroom?
No, I rarely wash my hands, I have an old microscope I found dumpster diving, it doesn't work too well, but it's funny to see teh germs I scrape off of my skin and onto the slide. It's like a trip to the amusement park and all i have to do is go to the bathroom.
5) If you had to eliminate a single type of animal forevermore, which would you choose?
Gimmie a wheel and i'll spin that bitch. Forevermore.
but wouldn't it be sweet if it was like baby kittens or something really sad?
6) Have you ever lied about your age?
only when I'm hitting on under age girls online.
7) Ever had an encounter with the police?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
8) If you could give your parents one gift, what would it be?
I already gave them a grand child, what more does those needy bastards wants?
9) Ever stolen something out of someone's yard?
Lawn Gnomes, Baby Manger Jesus', other misc lawn art... oh the good old days.
10) Did you ever aspire to be a model?
Every day of my youth, I couldnt fall asleep without knowing my BMI. and if it was over 17% I had to go to the bathroom and purge. that was hard on my teeth so I had constant bleaching teatments. Then I became a teenager, and i noticed how great my cock was. Now I just do porn in my spare time for extra cash. The only thing i bleach now is my asshole.
11) Have you ever written anything on a bathroom wall or door?
I love bathrooms with chalk, I used to draw maps to my exes and my enemies houses.
12) Do you or have you suffered from any eating disorders?
I wouldn't say I suffered. Beauty has its prices. I mean, look at me? AM I suffering? Brb bathroom.
13) Ever play 7 minutes in heaven? If so, do you recall your partner?
for some reason if it has/had "heaven" in the name I wasn't allowed to participate.
14) When playing truth or dare, which do you choose?
Mostly i do dares, just to keep the hamster wheel spinning and the tagged pictures interesting
15) Ever open a bag of chips in the grocery store and eat them before paying?
No but I open booze in the liquor store all the time.
16) If paid 10 dollars per day, how long would you go without shaving your arm pits?
til my arm pits looked like jesus' beard, then I'd claim it as a miracle and make people pay me to see it, so I'd still be getting that sweet $10 a day paycheck plus $20 a pop from all the religious nuts.
17) How much will you pay per gallon for gas, before you buy a horse?
a fucking horse? I have to feed and clean up after a horse. my friend pays $1000 a month room/board and it's only 1 hp. At least think of a worthwhile replacement. Unless you say Prius, then I'll jsut kill myself.
18) Is there someone you stalk on mysapce?
Yes. more than one. I love it.
19) If your profile is private... why?
Bored of randoms, i go back and forth. I changed my status to swinger hopig i could find a nice 50 something couple to put me in a gimp outfit and have me clean their house. wait, that's my adult friend finder acct.
20) Do you or have you watched porn?
Porn makes jesus cry, but it makes me...
21) Do you wish your boobs were bigger?
awwww shit, I want chest implants, bitches like man boobs.
22) Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
yes, I'm clumsy and break shit and dont clean it well enough thus cutting myself for being an idiot all the time.
23) What's your view on premarital sex?
strongly against it. I mean, seriously, what does sexual attraction or chemistry have to do with marriage? Since i'm not getting married again I get all the sex i want. good thing i'm not worried about marriage.
24) Are you closer to your mom or dad?
Step-mom (roffle)
25) Would you ever take an ex back?
Take em in the back, & lay 'em out. sure.
26) Have you ever thought you were pregnant?
I worry about that shit constantly, I'm a walking pregnancy test dispenser.
27) Do you or have you had any diseases?
I got aids at a bath house in san francisco in 1983.
28) If you were granted one wish, what would it be?
oooh I love this one. My wish today would be that I could have my very own magic survey writing 12 year old to supply me with neat myspace surveys whenever i wanted.
29) If you could, in retrospect, change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?
I would have invested in apple. Like I wanted to but didnt have money to do. Or I would've had sex with the 30 something dancer on the cruise ship when I was 14.
30) Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't have feelings for?
only for money
31) What song that you have downloaded would shock your friends?
I think they know how much I love pop music. I had to download some country for a funeral once and that was pretty funny.
32) Have you ever taken naughty pictures of yourself?
crap, whenever i have the chance.
want some? let's trade!
33) If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would you alter?
The united states political system? I'd ideally institute a free market economy that would drastically limit the scope of the government and put the power in the hands of the people thus performance would be directly linked to financial outcomes and government officials would be elected more often and fairly based on actual job performance.
34) Are you subscribed to any magazines? If so, which ones?
I get a few publications from my porn site subscriptions. otherwise i jsut use my RSS feeds to satisfy my reading urges and save paper. I'm so green.
:)
35) Are you easy to get along with?
People love me. Or they don't but mostly they do and they should. Because I'm fucking awesome. so yeah, umm. I'm not easy to get along with but it's totally worth it in the end.
36) If you could have chosen your own first name, what would it be?
Probably Thor. I mean, that's goddamn presence in the room.
Seriously, who's gonna fuck with a guy named Thor?
37) Can you remain friends with an ex?
hahahahahahaha. I keep trying. they're pretty much just good for sex and yelling at me though.
38) Have you ever made a fake MySpace account?
Haha. Yes. IT was AWESOME.
39) Last person you prank phone called or drunk dialed?
Jenna. poor thing has to listen to me vent when I'm drunk cause no one else wants to pick up the phone at 4am Arkansas time.
40) If someone paid you 1,000 dollars to get their name tattoo'd on you would you?
for a grand? Can I get it really small and immediately cover it up? like at the same time? Cause I've got 1000 worth of tattoo in mind.
41) Do you tend to help others more than they help you?
yes, i'm practically a saint.
42) If you saw a wealthy looking person drop a 100 dollar bill, would you return it to them?
shit no, hold your dough dough boy.
43.
Would you rather be known for saving 300 people or being a pornstar?
I think I could do far more good as a porn star.
The few < The Many
44) Would you want your future children to date someone like you as a teenager?
well, he's a boy so I dont have to worry about that. Unless he's gay, then hellllll no.
45) Would you rather drive an old, ugly rust bucket -or- a 2009 truck that gets 6 mpg?
I miss my buckets. FUck a Truck.
46) If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go?
Do I want to get laid, or do I want to see the nile? hmmm. Maybe Bruges. I could get some sweet oysters and a hooker.
47) Would you rather slide down a razorblade into a swimming pool full of alcohol, -or- get tazered for 5 minutes straight?
retard. So unimaginative. Horrible question.
I almost made one up but thinking about it made me queasy so I knew I wasn't suitable for public consumption
48) If you went completely broke would you consider prostitution?
never, that would be compeltely against my religious beliefs and my strict moral code
49) Do you think downloading music should be against the law?
I think everything should be against the law so people get used to breaking laws more often. You're all a bunch of law-abiding pansies. Geez.
50) If you could choose the very last thing you will see before death, what would it be?
Boobies.
1) Would you tell a stranger if they had spinach in their teeth?
Nah. I'd ask them to smile and take a picture of them on my phone and set the pciture to come up every time they called so I could laugh about it.
2) If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
It's a bit too late for that one, don't cha think?
3) What is your preferred method of birth control?
Pull-out method. Works for the pros, has always worked for me.
4) Do you always wash your hands when you use the bathroom?
No, I rarely wash my hands, I have an old microscope I found dumpster diving, it doesn't work too well, but it's funny to see teh germs I scrape off of my skin and onto the slide. It's like a trip to the amusement park and all i have to do is go to the bathroom.
5) If you had to eliminate a single type of animal forevermore, which would you choose?
Gimmie a wheel and i'll spin that bitch. Forevermore.
but wouldn't it be sweet if it was like baby kittens or something really sad?
6) Have you ever lied about your age?
only when I'm hitting on under age girls online.
7) Ever had an encounter with the police?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
8) If you could give your parents one gift, what would it be?
I already gave them a grand child, what more does those needy bastards wants?
9) Ever stolen something out of someone's yard?
Lawn Gnomes, Baby Manger Jesus', other misc lawn art... oh the good old days.
10) Did you ever aspire to be a model?
Every day of my youth, I couldnt fall asleep without knowing my BMI. and if it was over 17% I had to go to the bathroom and purge. that was hard on my teeth so I had constant bleaching teatments. Then I became a teenager, and i noticed how great my cock was. Now I just do porn in my spare time for extra cash. The only thing i bleach now is my asshole.
11) Have you ever written anything on a bathroom wall or door?
I love bathrooms with chalk, I used to draw maps to my exes and my enemies houses.
12) Do you or have you suffered from any eating disorders?
I wouldn't say I suffered. Beauty has its prices. I mean, look at me? AM I suffering? Brb bathroom.
13) Ever play 7 minutes in heaven? If so, do you recall your partner?
for some reason if it has/had "heaven" in the name I wasn't allowed to participate.
14) When playing truth or dare, which do you choose?
Mostly i do dares, just to keep the hamster wheel spinning and the tagged pictures interesting
15) Ever open a bag of chips in the grocery store and eat them before paying?
No but I open booze in the liquor store all the time.
16) If paid 10 dollars per day, how long would you go without shaving your arm pits?
til my arm pits looked like jesus' beard, then I'd claim it as a miracle and make people pay me to see it, so I'd still be getting that sweet $10 a day paycheck plus $20 a pop from all the religious nuts.
17) How much will you pay per gallon for gas, before you buy a horse?
a fucking horse? I have to feed and clean up after a horse. my friend pays $1000 a month room/board and it's only 1 hp. At least think of a worthwhile replacement. Unless you say Prius, then I'll jsut kill myself.
18) Is there someone you stalk on mysapce?
Yes. more than one. I love it.
19) If your profile is private... why?
Bored of randoms, i go back and forth. I changed my status to swinger hopig i could find a nice 50 something couple to put me in a gimp outfit and have me clean their house. wait, that's my adult friend finder acct.
20) Do you or have you watched porn?
Porn makes jesus cry, but it makes me...
21) Do you wish your boobs were bigger?
awwww shit, I want chest implants, bitches like man boobs.
22) Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
yes, I'm clumsy and break shit and dont clean it well enough thus cutting myself for being an idiot all the time.
23) What's your view on premarital sex?
strongly against it. I mean, seriously, what does sexual attraction or chemistry have to do with marriage? Since i'm not getting married again I get all the sex i want. good thing i'm not worried about marriage.
24) Are you closer to your mom or dad?
Step-mom (roffle)
25) Would you ever take an ex back?
Take em in the back, & lay 'em out. sure.
26) Have you ever thought you were pregnant?
I worry about that shit constantly, I'm a walking pregnancy test dispenser.
27) Do you or have you had any diseases?
I got aids at a bath house in san francisco in 1983.
28) If you were granted one wish, what would it be?
oooh I love this one. My wish today would be that I could have my very own magic survey writing 12 year old to supply me with neat myspace surveys whenever i wanted.
29) If you could, in retrospect, change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?
I would have invested in apple. Like I wanted to but didnt have money to do. Or I would've had sex with the 30 something dancer on the cruise ship when I was 14.
30) Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't have feelings for?
only for money
31) What song that you have downloaded would shock your friends?
I think they know how much I love pop music. I had to download some country for a funeral once and that was pretty funny.
32) Have you ever taken naughty pictures of yourself?
crap, whenever i have the chance.
want some? let's trade!
33) If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would you alter?
The united states political system? I'd ideally institute a free market economy that would drastically limit the scope of the government and put the power in the hands of the people thus performance would be directly linked to financial outcomes and government officials would be elected more often and fairly based on actual job performance.
34) Are you subscribed to any magazines? If so, which ones?
I get a few publications from my porn site subscriptions. otherwise i jsut use my RSS feeds to satisfy my reading urges and save paper. I'm so green.
:)
35) Are you easy to get along with?
People love me. Or they don't but mostly they do and they should. Because I'm fucking awesome. so yeah, umm. I'm not easy to get along with but it's totally worth it in the end.
36) If you could have chosen your own first name, what would it be?
Probably Thor. I mean, that's goddamn presence in the room.
Seriously, who's gonna fuck with a guy named Thor?
37) Can you remain friends with an ex?
hahahahahahaha. I keep trying. they're pretty much just good for sex and yelling at me though.
38) Have you ever made a fake MySpace account?
Haha. Yes. IT was AWESOME.
39) Last person you prank phone called or drunk dialed?
Jenna. poor thing has to listen to me vent when I'm drunk cause no one else wants to pick up the phone at 4am Arkansas time.
40) If someone paid you 1,000 dollars to get their name tattoo'd on you would you?
for a grand? Can I get it really small and immediately cover it up? like at the same time? Cause I've got 1000 worth of tattoo in mind.
41) Do you tend to help others more than they help you?
yes, i'm practically a saint.
42) If you saw a wealthy looking person drop a 100 dollar bill, would you return it to them?
shit no, hold your dough dough boy.
43.
Would you rather be known for saving 300 people or being a pornstar?
I think I could do far more good as a porn star.
The few < The Many
44) Would you want your future children to date someone like you as a teenager?
well, he's a boy so I dont have to worry about that. Unless he's gay, then hellllll no.
45) Would you rather drive an old, ugly rust bucket -or- a 2009 truck that gets 6 mpg?
I miss my buckets. FUck a Truck.
46) If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go?
Do I want to get laid, or do I want to see the nile? hmmm. Maybe Bruges. I could get some sweet oysters and a hooker.
47) Would you rather slide down a razorblade into a swimming pool full of alcohol, -or- get tazered for 5 minutes straight?
retard. So unimaginative. Horrible question.
I almost made one up but thinking about it made me queasy so I knew I wasn't suitable for public consumption
48) If you went completely broke would you consider prostitution?
never, that would be compeltely against my religious beliefs and my strict moral code
49) Do you think downloading music should be against the law?
I think everything should be against the law so people get used to breaking laws more often. You're all a bunch of law-abiding pansies. Geez.
50) If you could choose the very last thing you will see before death, what would it be?
Boobies.