Short notes, and it's back to masturbating....
Nothing of substance happened today...or any day in a while, for that matter. I took a bite of an apple and spit it at the neighbor's dog. He looked indignant, so I explained that his dog wasn't cool, and that I spit in the face of people who don't know how to be cool. Then, I kicked the dogs ALREADY injured leg, and told the man "That's what I think of your family."
He understood right away.
At the mall today, I'm selling dvd's at Electronics Boutique, and I see Jerry and Matt. Jerry looks like hell, all stained up and torn. Tells me he enjoyed the carnival entry, which I appreciate. Then I come here to find that he takes a cute little dig at me involving a 40year old woman from work. In the spirit of Ric Flair, I would like to remind Jerry that not only have I kissed more girls than he has wrinkles on his penis, but that a punk like Jerry wouldn't know what to do with a 40 year old woman but call her mom.
Then I see Matt. I have to say that with his glasses, round belly, and grey hair, he looks like a "Santa Claus- the early years" History channel show. See, now even Matt can break into reality tv.
Thats all for today. Hope Everyone smeels nice and all....
$Rich$
He understood right away.
At the mall today, I'm selling dvd's at Electronics Boutique, and I see Jerry and Matt. Jerry looks like hell, all stained up and torn. Tells me he enjoyed the carnival entry, which I appreciate. Then I come here to find that he takes a cute little dig at me involving a 40year old woman from work. In the spirit of Ric Flair, I would like to remind Jerry that not only have I kissed more girls than he has wrinkles on his penis, but that a punk like Jerry wouldn't know what to do with a 40 year old woman but call her mom.
Then I see Matt. I have to say that with his glasses, round belly, and grey hair, he looks like a "Santa Claus- the early years" History channel show. See, now even Matt can break into reality tv.
Thats all for today. Hope Everyone smeels nice and all....
$Rich$