Filosofia e navi.....Philosophy and ships.....
Un tipo molto religioso fa un viaggio per mare,e la nave affonda.Lui è l'unico che riesce a prendere un gommone,e rimane da solo in mezzo al mare,e prega e prega,"Dio salvami,Dio salvami." Passa una nave e da lontano gli gridano:"Hai bisogno d'aiuto?" E lui,sempre pregando,"Dio mi salverà,Dio mi salverà."E la nave va via.Più tardi passa un'altra nave,e gli gridano da lontano: "Hai bisogno d'aiuto?" E lui,sempre pregando,"Dio mi salverà,Dio mi salverà!"E anche questa nave riparte.Non passa più nessuno,e dopo un po' il tipo muore e va in paradiso.Va subito da Dio e gli dice:"Dio,io ho avuto fede in te e ho aspettato che tu mi salvassi,e invece mi hai lasciato morire!!!Come mai???" E Dio gli dice:"CRETINO,TI HO MANDATO DUE NAVI!!!"
Vi siete mai sentiti come una di quelle navi?
A very religious guy takes a sea voyage,and the ship sinks.He's the only one that manages to get on a lifeboat,and is sitting in it in the middle of the sea,praying and praying,"Oh God save me, Oh God save me." A ship goes by and they shout to him from far away:"Do you need help?" And still praying on,he answers"God will save me,God will save me!" And the ship moves on.Later another ship goes by,and again they shout to him from far away:"Do you need help?"And again,praying on,he answers:"God will save me,God will save me!" And this ship moves on too.Then nobody passes by any more,and after a while the guy dies and goes to heaven.He goes straight to God and says:"God,I had faith in you and waited for you to save me,but you just let me die!!!Why was that???" And God says to him:"YOU CRETIN,I SENT YOU TWO SHIPS!!!"
Have you ever felt like one of those ships?
Vi siete mai sentiti come una di quelle navi?
A very religious guy takes a sea voyage,and the ship sinks.He's the only one that manages to get on a lifeboat,and is sitting in it in the middle of the sea,praying and praying,"Oh God save me, Oh God save me." A ship goes by and they shout to him from far away:"Do you need help?" And still praying on,he answers"God will save me,God will save me!" And the ship moves on.Later another ship goes by,and again they shout to him from far away:"Do you need help?"And again,praying on,he answers:"God will save me,God will save me!" And this ship moves on too.Then nobody passes by any more,and after a while the guy dies and goes to heaven.He goes straight to God and says:"God,I had faith in you and waited for you to save me,but you just let me die!!!Why was that???" And God says to him:"YOU CRETIN,I SENT YOU TWO SHIPS!!!"
Have you ever felt like one of those ships?