Sep 12, 2004 00:10
journal update:
my name is rob "pretty boy" van dine. my parents are out-of-work dutch gymnasts. and i used to be in the salvation army. when i was seven. whatever. then i got a 1600 on the SAT and spent my scholarship money on a green '97 ford taurus. somewhere along the way i lost the ability to use capital letters. now i'm sitting here wearing blush, eye liner, and 'balls'(written on my forehead). clearly, i rule.