Who Would You Be Snexing With? Valentine's Day Musings
So I ran into a friend yesterday and had an interesting conversation. Apparently, he and and his wife have given each other "passes" and each have a list of people they are allowed to have sex with should the opportunity arise. Obviously the opportunity will not present itself as these people are unattainable and some of them are dead. Hopefully, that isn't the allure. But it's a fun little game.
At first I thought, PSHAW...I don't engage in such thought. There is no celebrity I want to have sex with. But then later that day names and images started popping into my brain. The list was strange....as is my psyche I suppose. There was no rhyme or reason (but I suppose that never stopped me in "real" life either) and having no boundaried made it much more fun. I imagine this list will get longer and longer as I do more thinking.
Dead Folks:
Cary Grant - That chiseled square chin. Can you say masculine?? Every symmetrical square chinned man I'm drawn too is because of Cary Grant.
Marlon Brando - Not the Baby-Back Rib, burping and farting Brando.....I'm talking about smoldering younger tear your clothes off break yo' ribs Brando.
In the Tight Ass Category:
Anderson Cooper - I don't know why....360 degrees? sick.
Things that make you go Wha?:
Jack Black - I want to give him a lap dance, make out, smoke a fattie and eat corn chips together. I don't think I want to handle his giblets though. I do think I'd laugh my ass off though and really laughter is the best aphrodesiac.
Back on Track:
Ken Watanbe - But only from The Last Samaraui...tea for two.
Salma Hayek - I liked the scene in Frida where she dances with Ashley Judd. Sexy and Very Intelligent.
Vince Vaughn - The total package - Tall, square chin, funny as hell, has an edge of creepy, a heap of charisma...looks like he'd go on a bender with ya...lotsa chuckles. I'd have to get Silkwood on him though and scrub him with a brush to get all offending Aniston residue off....*I just puked a little bit* But I've been a Vince fan since he was in Rudy.
New Kid on the Block:
The Dead Guy on Weeds. He just makes me melt into a puddle. Looks a bit hairy, but I can overlook that if there is muscle. The stoned looking eyes, the big dimples. I would seriously marry this man. He reminds me of a boy who kickstarted my hormones in 5th grade. He was in high school and the uncle of the kids I babysat for. He was a total c*** tease. We took the horses out one day and ended up all tangled up in the grass. He got his mouth so close to mine I could feel the kiss. He held it there for what felt like and eternity and then got up and walked away. He loved doing things like that...just close enough....but then he'd back off. Their hot tub was a particularly painful place for me to be when he as around. I suppose I should be glad. He was, after all, using good judgement. It would have been wicked bad to lose my virginity in 5th grade...and had I kissed him I don't think I would have stopped myself.
At first I thought, PSHAW...I don't engage in such thought. There is no celebrity I want to have sex with. But then later that day names and images started popping into my brain. The list was strange....as is my psyche I suppose. There was no rhyme or reason (but I suppose that never stopped me in "real" life either) and having no boundaried made it much more fun. I imagine this list will get longer and longer as I do more thinking.
Dead Folks:
Cary Grant - That chiseled square chin. Can you say masculine?? Every symmetrical square chinned man I'm drawn too is because of Cary Grant.
Marlon Brando - Not the Baby-Back Rib, burping and farting Brando.....I'm talking about smoldering younger tear your clothes off break yo' ribs Brando.
In the Tight Ass Category:
Anderson Cooper - I don't know why....360 degrees? sick.
Things that make you go Wha?:
Jack Black - I want to give him a lap dance, make out, smoke a fattie and eat corn chips together. I don't think I want to handle his giblets though. I do think I'd laugh my ass off though and really laughter is the best aphrodesiac.
Back on Track:
Ken Watanbe - But only from The Last Samaraui...tea for two.
Salma Hayek - I liked the scene in Frida where she dances with Ashley Judd. Sexy and Very Intelligent.
Vince Vaughn - The total package - Tall, square chin, funny as hell, has an edge of creepy, a heap of charisma...looks like he'd go on a bender with ya...lotsa chuckles. I'd have to get Silkwood on him though and scrub him with a brush to get all offending Aniston residue off....*I just puked a little bit* But I've been a Vince fan since he was in Rudy.
New Kid on the Block:
The Dead Guy on Weeds. He just makes me melt into a puddle. Looks a bit hairy, but I can overlook that if there is muscle. The stoned looking eyes, the big dimples. I would seriously marry this man. He reminds me of a boy who kickstarted my hormones in 5th grade. He was in high school and the uncle of the kids I babysat for. He was a total c*** tease. We took the horses out one day and ended up all tangled up in the grass. He got his mouth so close to mine I could feel the kiss. He held it there for what felt like and eternity and then got up and walked away. He loved doing things like that...just close enough....but then he'd back off. Their hot tub was a particularly painful place for me to be when he as around. I suppose I should be glad. He was, after all, using good judgement. It would have been wicked bad to lose my virginity in 5th grade...and had I kissed him I don't think I would have stopped myself.