Two Phone Calls at the Ass Crack of Dawn
Call #1 5:00 am: I'm deep in slumber when the phone rings, scaring the shit out of me. I'm freaked out even more when I see that it's RYAN'S number. To my knowledge he works third shift....he and I don't do well to ever talk...it's 5:00 am.....I'm thinking that he got shot or something. I call back twice and hear nothing. He finally calls me back and in the slow. halted. annoyed. voice. asks. what. is. up. I mention that HE called me...waking me up. Only to find out that he must have hit a button on his phone when reaching in his pocket. Lock your keypad for the love of Fisher Price. I almost had a heart attack. FUCK
Call #2 8:00 am: My aunt calls with the sleepy voice talking all "Hank Hill" something about filling up her Propane tank. Then she starts talking about how cold it is..and she knew how cold it was when we made the plans to work on my INTERIOR closet.
Well time to rework the plan. Savages.
Call #2 8:00 am: My aunt calls with the sleepy voice talking all "Hank Hill" something about filling up her Propane tank. Then she starts talking about how cold it is..and she knew how cold it was when we made the plans to work on my INTERIOR closet.
Well time to rework the plan. Savages.