Ricker's Bottom 10
10. Old people at Brooksby Village spitting their food into a napkin and the employees discovering it when they clear the table.... yummy
9. People freaking out over a spider the size of a freckle... If it was the size of a potato then yes, u can scream
8. When you go to the park with your dog and you throw a ball as far as you can for it to go and chase... but the dog just sits there and stares at you... if you throw it again and it just watches you again... thats a smart dog and a stupid owner lol
7. When you make a statement to someone and they repeat your whole statement to you as part of their response... Are you making sure i know what i said?
6. When you tell someone a huge, long, elaborate story and when you finish telling the story they say "huh?" because they didn't hear you. You couldn't have interrupted me in the first 20 words of my story? lol i really hate that one
5. Again, when your telling someone a story and someone tunes in for the last few words and those words are as nasty as you can imagine... but if they had heard the whole story... it wouldn't have been nasty at all.... its like... you tell someone a story and the retard tunes in and all he hears is "so thats why i got my testacles laminated"... you missed the whole story pal so don't flip out and say i'm nasty lol.
4. Walking into spider webs..... the spiders i don't mind... but when i walk into a spider web.... i tweak.
3. Having to walk through the whole maze of red ropes at the bank when your the only person in line... and they won't make a god damn exception to the rules either.
2. When your at a fast food drive thru and it takes them a half hour to get you your food... what are you taking a shit on my cheeseburger?
1. When people say "I'm starving". so you buy them a whole big meal and they take 3 bites and say "i'm stuffed"... what did your appetite have a heart attack or something?
So thats it... my bottom 10... it doesn't get any more bottom...ly...er than that.
9. People freaking out over a spider the size of a freckle... If it was the size of a potato then yes, u can scream
8. When you go to the park with your dog and you throw a ball as far as you can for it to go and chase... but the dog just sits there and stares at you... if you throw it again and it just watches you again... thats a smart dog and a stupid owner lol
7. When you make a statement to someone and they repeat your whole statement to you as part of their response... Are you making sure i know what i said?
6. When you tell someone a huge, long, elaborate story and when you finish telling the story they say "huh?" because they didn't hear you. You couldn't have interrupted me in the first 20 words of my story? lol i really hate that one
5. Again, when your telling someone a story and someone tunes in for the last few words and those words are as nasty as you can imagine... but if they had heard the whole story... it wouldn't have been nasty at all.... its like... you tell someone a story and the retard tunes in and all he hears is "so thats why i got my testacles laminated"... you missed the whole story pal so don't flip out and say i'm nasty lol.
4. Walking into spider webs..... the spiders i don't mind... but when i walk into a spider web.... i tweak.
3. Having to walk through the whole maze of red ropes at the bank when your the only person in line... and they won't make a god damn exception to the rules either.
2. When your at a fast food drive thru and it takes them a half hour to get you your food... what are you taking a shit on my cheeseburger?
1. When people say "I'm starving". so you buy them a whole big meal and they take 3 bites and say "i'm stuffed"... what did your appetite have a heart attack or something?
So thats it... my bottom 10... it doesn't get any more bottom...ly...er than that.