old people and their flagilence
After work last night I went and played ping pong with some of the residents until my ride came... I've never heard so many farts in a half hour time span in all my years. They weren't the little dumb dainty farts either. They were fuckin RIPPING them lol. The funniest part of it was that they didn't even like acknowledge that they farted either... No looking over the shoulder to see if anyone heard.... none of that. And no one acknowledged that they heard (and smelled) them for that matter either. And believe me... it smelled like each and every one of them shat themselves. It was morbidly putrid. I don't know how u guys would feel... but it was kind of awkward sitting in that room while the residents massacred their pants. The only thing I could think to do was just pretend I didn't hear it. Ha... or i could've gone up to one of them and been like "That was fuckin AWESOME!!!!" and give the guy a high fiver. That probably wouldn't have gone over too well tho. One thought that did cross my mind was that maybe I should start ripping them too. But with my luck I'm the only one that they would get pissed at and/or actually notice that I farted (I'm not 100% sure they knew everyone was farting) and they would of sent me into exile from the game room. It was just friggin gross. Well I'm off.... no school tomorra... they're naming the Danvers Main building after Sen. Berry so they're having a big ceremony. Tootles. (and i emphasize the toot)