clutch convo
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i have just farted like 5 times in a row
JoKeRsWiLd3553: its like putrid
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: 18 to go
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yeah
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i love the stairway to heaven farts
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i'll have to get conformation on whether or not i set a record for fastest 23 farts in history
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yeah
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: that could be a photo finsh
JoKeRsWiLd3553: im gonna attempt to fart on every stair on my way to my room
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol yea those r great
JoKeRsWiLd3553: especially when u know someone is going down stairs after u
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o yea
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: the ABSOLUTE BEST is when u fart in a crowd of people then leave
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yep
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: bc they all accuse eachother
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i have a hard time keeping a straight face when i do that
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: no u do it and haul ass
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i know
JoKeRsWiLd3553: but as soon as the fart comes out
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i know whats about to happen
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so i start laughing
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
JoKeRsWiLd3553: best fart ever the other night
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol i farted SOOOO bad in chemisrty class in 10th grade....
JoKeRsWiLd3553: u go first
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: the whole fuckin room smelled
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: the other night in the pool
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i farted underwater
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and when the bubbles came up and popped
JoKeRsWiLd3553: u could smell it
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: even the teacher was like "does someone need to use the bathroom"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: haha yea that happens to me
JoKeRsWiLd3553: thats awful when that happens
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i got dared to do a belly flop the other night
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o man... i did one at kens house last week
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i did it
JoKeRsWiLd3553: but i farted upon impact
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: involuntarily
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: it sucks when u land balls first
JoKeRsWiLd3553: OMG
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: doing a belly flop
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i did a front flip one time
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and over rotated
JoKeRsWiLd3553: landing balls first
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i just cringed
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yeah
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i choked down so much water
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i like came up puking
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i thought i was gonna die
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: ken fuckin drilled me in the nuts with one of those water ball things last week
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahahahahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: filled with water
JoKeRsWiLd3553: O MAN
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i tried to get a standing 8 count but collapsed
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahaha
JoKeRsWiLd3553: my dad and i were playin football in the pool
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and he decided he was cool
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so had to jump off the edge and catch the ball in the air before he hit the water
JoKeRsWiLd3553: well i threw a bullet pass...perfect spiral
JoKeRsWiLd3553: he floated through the air....into a perfect position to get his nuts directly in the path of the ball
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o god
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i like picked him out of the air
JoKeRsWiLd3553: he just dropped
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol like a duck gettin shot out of the air
JoKeRsWiLd3553: exactly
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol... playing volleyball yesterday... i was in the front row and someone was going for a spike.... i got low to try to dig it but he drilled it off my shoulder
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: did it go into the 3rd row?
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: like it popped in the air and we almost kept it going
JoKeRsWiLd3553: oh man
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i took another one off the chest and we actually kept that one going
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahahaha
JoKeRsWiLd3553: go figure
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: too many people were laughing tho so when they returned it it fell
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: it was a fuckin soccer ball
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: so it was a bit painful
JoKeRsWiLd3553: to combine the subjects of hot girls and pools
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i mean farts and pools
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: in summer camp back in like '94
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: fuck.... didn't need the 2nd "lol"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: we had this life guard from austrailia
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and he goes: "hey u guys wanna see my impression of the humpback whale?"
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so we all said....ok
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so he jumps in teh water
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o god i know where this is going
JoKeRsWiLd3553: comes up head first....with his shorts pulled down to his knees....goes to dive like a whale does...his ass comes like straight up and he lets out a fart to end all
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: yup
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: it was horrible
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: was he....like... deported?
JoKeRsWiLd3553: shoulda been
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol thats pretty friggin bad
JoKeRsWiLd3553: the female life guard was not impressed
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: which was bad....b/c she was hot as hell
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: also from austrialia
JoKeRsWiLd3553: blonde hair...blue eyes
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol ur like 8 years old "she was hot as hell"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and big tits
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yes
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: hahahahahahahahahaha
JoKeRsWiLd3553: dude
JoKeRsWiLd3553: any kid at that camp 8 years old or not..woulda fucked her
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i shit u not
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: she was like the topic of every lunch discussion
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: ...i forget her name now
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: ... and her number
JoKeRsWiLd3553: doesnt matter shed be like 33 now
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol jk
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: tits are probably like draggin on the ground
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: haha yea i was thinking that
JoKeRsWiLd3553: clutch
JoKeRsWiLd3553: .....i think
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: "those are bad melons Marshall"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: u seen that commercial?
JoKeRsWiLd3553: "the milks gone bad charlie murphy!"
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: aight
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i gotta go to work
JoKeRsWiLd3553: ttyl
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: ok
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: later
JoKeRsWiLd3553: its like putrid
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: 18 to go
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yeah
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i love the stairway to heaven farts
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i'll have to get conformation on whether or not i set a record for fastest 23 farts in history
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yeah
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: that could be a photo finsh
JoKeRsWiLd3553: im gonna attempt to fart on every stair on my way to my room
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol yea those r great
JoKeRsWiLd3553: especially when u know someone is going down stairs after u
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o yea
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: the ABSOLUTE BEST is when u fart in a crowd of people then leave
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yep
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: bc they all accuse eachother
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i have a hard time keeping a straight face when i do that
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: no u do it and haul ass
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i know
JoKeRsWiLd3553: but as soon as the fart comes out
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i know whats about to happen
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so i start laughing
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
JoKeRsWiLd3553: best fart ever the other night
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol i farted SOOOO bad in chemisrty class in 10th grade....
JoKeRsWiLd3553: u go first
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: the whole fuckin room smelled
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: the other night in the pool
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i farted underwater
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and when the bubbles came up and popped
JoKeRsWiLd3553: u could smell it
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: even the teacher was like "does someone need to use the bathroom"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: haha yea that happens to me
JoKeRsWiLd3553: thats awful when that happens
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i got dared to do a belly flop the other night
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o man... i did one at kens house last week
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i did it
JoKeRsWiLd3553: but i farted upon impact
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: involuntarily
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: it sucks when u land balls first
JoKeRsWiLd3553: OMG
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: doing a belly flop
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i did a front flip one time
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and over rotated
JoKeRsWiLd3553: landing balls first
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i just cringed
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yeah
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i choked down so much water
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i like came up puking
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i thought i was gonna die
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: ken fuckin drilled me in the nuts with one of those water ball things last week
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahahahahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: filled with water
JoKeRsWiLd3553: O MAN
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i tried to get a standing 8 count but collapsed
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahaha
JoKeRsWiLd3553: my dad and i were playin football in the pool
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and he decided he was cool
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so had to jump off the edge and catch the ball in the air before he hit the water
JoKeRsWiLd3553: well i threw a bullet pass...perfect spiral
JoKeRsWiLd3553: he floated through the air....into a perfect position to get his nuts directly in the path of the ball
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o god
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i like picked him out of the air
JoKeRsWiLd3553: he just dropped
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol like a duck gettin shot out of the air
JoKeRsWiLd3553: exactly
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol... playing volleyball yesterday... i was in the front row and someone was going for a spike.... i got low to try to dig it but he drilled it off my shoulder
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: did it go into the 3rd row?
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: like it popped in the air and we almost kept it going
JoKeRsWiLd3553: oh man
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: i took another one off the chest and we actually kept that one going
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahahaha
JoKeRsWiLd3553: go figure
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: too many people were laughing tho so when they returned it it fell
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahahahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: it was a fuckin soccer ball
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: so it was a bit painful
JoKeRsWiLd3553: to combine the subjects of hot girls and pools
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i mean farts and pools
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: in summer camp back in like '94
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: fuck.... didn't need the 2nd "lol"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: we had this life guard from austrailia
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and he goes: "hey u guys wanna see my impression of the humpback whale?"
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so we all said....ok
JoKeRsWiLd3553: so he jumps in teh water
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: o god i know where this is going
JoKeRsWiLd3553: comes up head first....with his shorts pulled down to his knees....goes to dive like a whale does...his ass comes like straight up and he lets out a fart to end all
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: yup
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: it was horrible
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: was he....like... deported?
JoKeRsWiLd3553: shoulda been
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol thats pretty friggin bad
JoKeRsWiLd3553: the female life guard was not impressed
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: which was bad....b/c she was hot as hell
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: also from austrialia
JoKeRsWiLd3553: blonde hair...blue eyes
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol ur like 8 years old "she was hot as hell"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: and big tits
JoKeRsWiLd3553: yes
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: hahahahahahahahahaha
JoKeRsWiLd3553: dude
JoKeRsWiLd3553: any kid at that camp 8 years old or not..woulda fucked her
JoKeRsWiLd3553: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i shit u not
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: she was like the topic of every lunch discussion
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: ...i forget her name now
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: ... and her number
JoKeRsWiLd3553: doesnt matter shed be like 33 now
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol jk
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: yea
JoKeRsWiLd3553: tits are probably like draggin on the ground
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: haha yea i was thinking that
JoKeRsWiLd3553: clutch
JoKeRsWiLd3553: .....i think
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: "those are bad melons Marshall"
JoKeRsWiLd3553: hahaha
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: u seen that commercial?
JoKeRsWiLd3553: "the milks gone bad charlie murphy!"
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: lol
JoKeRsWiLd3553: aight
JoKeRsWiLd3553: i gotta go to work
JoKeRsWiLd3553: ttyl
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: ok
UCanPutItOnDaBrd: later