Bored at work
Nothing really exciting at work anymore, just alot of telemarketers. I love playing with them I get about 20 of them per day. Today was no exception.... here is a sample.
(T.M.)=Hello is the owner of the business there
(ME)= This is he speaking
(T.M.)= im calling from CPL eletrctric company and I want to inform you that you can save 45% if you switch to us.
(ME)=that’s great
(T.M.)= what is your current bill like
(ME)= Well I pay about $450 per month for the two offices I have...everything is plugged in all the time the 2 computers, a mini fridge and my secretaries sexual toys that’s about all.
*Now remember she's calling a business*
(T.M.)=(silence)...well instead of $450 a month you can be paying 202 if you switch to us. So what do you say sir.
(ME)= will this new electricity affect my secretary’s 110volt vibrator in any way? Will I be down with power as you change me from my current company cause then I have to go out there and buy my secretary D-cell batteries? And another quick question will her European made 215-volt vibrator be compatible to you electricity.
(T.M.)= *snickers*...are you playing with me sir...
(ME) =Nope, my secretary loves sex alot, that could be her down fall but she’s a very hard worker indeed.
(T.M.)= *silence* hangs up.
I hate the place I
Work at but it has its up and downs telemarketers make this a fun place to work at.
(T.M.)=Hello is the owner of the business there
(ME)= This is he speaking
(T.M.)= im calling from CPL eletrctric company and I want to inform you that you can save 45% if you switch to us.
(ME)=that’s great
(T.M.)= what is your current bill like
(ME)= Well I pay about $450 per month for the two offices I have...everything is plugged in all the time the 2 computers, a mini fridge and my secretaries sexual toys that’s about all.
*Now remember she's calling a business*
(T.M.)=(silence)...well instead of $450 a month you can be paying 202 if you switch to us. So what do you say sir.
(ME)= will this new electricity affect my secretary’s 110volt vibrator in any way? Will I be down with power as you change me from my current company cause then I have to go out there and buy my secretary D-cell batteries? And another quick question will her European made 215-volt vibrator be compatible to you electricity.
(T.M.)= *snickers*...are you playing with me sir...
(ME) =Nope, my secretary loves sex alot, that could be her down fall but she’s a very hard worker indeed.
(T.M.)= *silence* hangs up.
I hate the place I
Work at but it has its up and downs telemarketers make this a fun place to work at.