((A. Action, early morning, 1124 Taylor Road; limited to anyone within earshot.))
[Three things were wrong when Thor woke up this morning. One: He was not in Bilskirnir, where he distinctly remembered having fallen asleep. Two: The woman sleeping on his left was not his wife. Three: The bedstand to his right most definitely did not have a hammer
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Excuse me, ser. Are you attempting to flip the vehicle?
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...Well. That answers the question of where he is. And clearly the knowledge does not please him. Thor plants a hand on the front of the car, apparently under the impression that this is keeping it in place, and gives the giant his most intimidating glare. The bastard will know who he is.]
Is this how you make mock of Thor? Think you that I will be merciful? Think not that you will escape me, when I have slain your vehicle!
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I take it your name is Thor then? I am Garviel Loken.
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I am Thor Odinsson, and I do not require my hammer to tear your head from your shoulders! Thor was fighting giants before Mjollnir was ever forged!
[Hey, at least he's not actively damaging the car anymore.]
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Do not be alarmed, I am a Legiones Astartes. [ Garviel says this all calmly, phlegmatically even. He's used to dealing with hot-blooded types and he knows that patience is the best way to resolve the situation without violence. ]
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You mistake me for one of you? What is this place? I know of no Astartes in this or any realm!
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That is unfortunate, for we are the warriors that keep the stars safe for humanity, grandsons of the Emperor of Mankind. Warrior-born.
Still, your ferocity does you credit, though it is misplaced. This place is a prison of sorts, and you and I are both prisoners.
[ Garviel reaches into a pouch and pulls out a pamphlet, offering it to Thor ]
This missive will explain somewhat.
(Has the player already read the pamphlet or would you like a link?)
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Is this some prison for warriors, then?
(the player has not! may I have a link, please? :D)
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Is this, then, a place for fallen warriors? I know of such a place.
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You will find there are many people here, from many periods of time.
[ Garviel just looks patient and understanding. And enormous. ]
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And I suppose that you know neither how you came here, nor how you may return whence you came?
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That being said, I intend to find a way to strike back at our captors and free us all...
[ He sighs. ]
Even those of us I despise.
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I seek only Mjollnir, which your captors have stolen from me. I would aid you in freeing the men trapped here, and destroy those who took it - I have only to find it.
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...What manner of price do they ask?
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