5th bolt - OPERATION MORDWAGEN

Sep 19, 2011 17:58

((Action, ALL OVER MAYFIELD BITCHES))

[There is a rumbling in the streets of Mayfield. It is audible over the sounds of gunfire and cries of battle, audible even over the moans of the growing hordes of undead - it is the thunder of the chariot of Thor, the sound before which men and giants have trembled since first the thunder god burst from the ( Read more... )

event: zombiefield, abusing largetext, operation mordwagen, what is subtlety, property damage, stop: hammertime, tonight you dine in helheim

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The lady wants a competition, me thinks! Legolas/Gimli style?! flowers_suck September 20 2011, 04:05:11 UTC
[Olivier joins the parade of vehicles and has her driver maneuver the tank to right behind Thor's chariot. Upon seeing that some of the zombified remains are still wriggling around in his wake, she directs the tank to run those over along with any unsmashed heads. Then, she pulls out a pistol that she acquisitioned from Jonathon's Tools during her ransacking for supplies and ammo to take back to the base. She calls out to Thor.]

Make sure to destroy their brains.

[She get in a shot straight through the eye of a zombie he's about to crush.]

That makes 76 for me!

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AWWWW YEAH richtighammer September 20 2011, 23:14:39 UTC
Do you think to teach me how to fight, woman?

[But in the heat of the moment it's just battle-fueled banter, and he gives a shout of surprised laughter as his hammer whistles through the air where the zombie's head had been just a moment before.]

Ha! Is that all? [He takes another swing, braining one of the zombies in the horde behind the first.] Eighty!

[....this count may or may not be strictly factual.]

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XD flowers_suck September 20 2011, 23:30:30 UTC
[She sheathes her sword and pulls out another pistol.]

Only four more? I expected you to give me more of a challenge!

[The tank takes out another round of zombies and she shoots a few of the ones Thor's carriage is approaching. If only to steal his thunder. (ooc: lol)]

84! You better pick up your pace!

[Her's might be slightly inflated, too, lol]

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richtighammer September 23 2011, 16:16:56 UTC
[Not to be outdone, Thor takes out two more with one mighty backhand swing, running down another two at the same time.]

Look to the foe at your back before you seek to aid me - you need not fear for me!

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flowers_suck September 23 2011, 23:45:46 UTC
[She laughs.]

Me, worry for you? I would never do that.

She whirls around and takes out a few of the zombies straggling along the sides of the street with some well aimed shots. She is killing things and she is happy.]

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richtighammer September 24 2011, 21:25:10 UTC
Are you sure you don't find yourself tiring, my lady? Perhaps you'd like to ride with me, where it's safer!

[The stabbing-through-the-hand thing has totally been forgiven - now it's just joke fodder, as is proper. He doesn't really doubt her ability, not anymore, but this is, after all, a competition.]

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flowers_suck September 24 2011, 23:37:40 UTC
Tiring, me? Battle energizes soldiers!

Safer? These things can't even reach me up here, but I wouldn't be opposed to being able to use my sword.

[Not to mention, she's going to start getting low on ammunition soon. And she can take out a few zombies while making dash for the chariot.]

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richtighammer September 26 2011, 00:38:32 UTC
[Thor pulls up closer to the tank, slowing a little to let her clamber up - thankfully, the goats don't seem to mind the huge contraption overmuch.]

It seems a strange thing, to carry your walls with you to battle!

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flowers_suck September 26 2011, 02:57:24 UTC
Maybe strange, but it makes for a great offense and defense!

[Is his enthusiasm catching? She seems to be exclaiming much more than often.]

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richtighammer September 26 2011, 17:03:37 UTC
[EXCLAMATION POINTS CLING TO THOR LIKE FLEAS CLING TO LESSER MEN. THERE IS NO SHAME IN THIS.]

A wise warrior carries a shield into battle - a coward puts his walls on wheels, say I! [He separates a zombie from its arm with one blow and its head with a second - something, he seems to be stating, which he could not do from inside a tank.]

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flowers_suck September 27 2011, 07:15:13 UTC
Shields are only for the slow!

[She hacks at a zombie with her sword and shoots another.]

Those who strike first and fastest are nearly always the winners. Tanks are great for big attacks!

[She slides her sword through the eye of another zombie. She likes getting them in the eye.]

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richtighammer September 30 2011, 22:43:52 UTC
[She is doing quite admirably with that thin sword, there - certainly not the weapon Thor would choose, but, well-- she is a woman.]

Ha! Is this attack not big enough for you?

[And he hauls on the reins, giving the goats ample opportunity to bull through the next pile of zombies.]

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flowers_suck October 2 2011, 08:28:05 UTC
You need more chariots for it to be a big enough attack!

[She laughs as slides her sword into another zombie head.]

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richtighammer October 5 2011, 21:46:53 UTC
Where there are not chariots to be found, we fight with what we can!

[He kind of likes this cavalry, honestly - there aren't a lot of real chariots, but the things there are are so delightfully loud.]

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flowers_suck October 6 2011, 06:09:28 UTC
[She looks around at the cavalry and laughs at the hodgepodge of vehicles.]

Of course, nothing will stop me from fighting when there is a need for it!

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oh god SO SORRY FOR SLOW richtighammer October 15 2011, 19:24:40 UTC
A woman after my own heart!

[Two more zombies fall to the heavy wheels of the chariot.]

Eighty-six!

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