5th bolt - OPERATION MORDWAGEN

Sep 19, 2011 17:58

((Action, ALL OVER MAYFIELD BITCHES))

[There is a rumbling in the streets of Mayfield. It is audible over the sounds of gunfire and cries of battle, audible even over the moans of the growing hordes of undead - it is the thunder of the chariot of Thor, the sound before which men and giants have trembled since first the thunder god burst from the ( Read more... )

event: zombiefield, abusing largetext, operation mordwagen, what is subtlety, property damage, stop: hammertime, tonight you dine in helheim

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a_gentle_boy September 20 2011, 00:57:38 UTC
Huh?

[Atop his riding table, Lucas notices the rumbling first before he hears any sounds. The table slows down somewhat as he glances around to try and figure out what sort of diabolical new threat is approaching.

When he finally sees it, his mouth slowly falls open.

Lucas and his table are swept away in the horde, much to their displeasure. Almost as an afterthought, a green transparent bubble pops up around them to mitigate the damage when they get trampled.]

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richtighammer September 20 2011, 23:26:53 UTC
[Thor laughs as he looks over his shoulder at the advancing stampede. This is a cavalry! Chariots and steeds, wailing war-horns (or ambulance sirens, one or the other), the thunder of hoofbeats and the clatter of wheels and--

--what in Hel is that?

Thor reins up to ride beside the galloping table, staring at it but not making any further sense of it. The person on it doesn't even appear to be doing anything with it!]

You, boy! Have you no weapon?

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a_gentle_boy September 21 2011, 03:04:21 UTC
[Half-in-answer, half-by-accident, the jostling and jolting eventually knock up a baseball bat, sending it flying through the air. Before it can get too far, though, it's snatched back to the table courtesy of a well-thrown yo-yo.]

Y-Yes... Sort of. They're good enough. ...What's going on?! Where did all of this come from?

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richtighammer September 23 2011, 16:13:33 UTC
[...Thor is actually not sure. He's pretty sure he was riding alone when this all started; people just kind of... joined him as he went.]

Does it matter? The foe will not stand against us!

[As he brings another zombie to its doom.]

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a_gentle_boy September 24 2011, 03:12:15 UTC
I'm not sure I can stand right now...

[Lucas bounces along, occasionally haphazardly slamming into a zombie by sheer luck, wondering if this was really a very good idea.]

Do you know where you mean to stop?

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richtighammer September 24 2011, 21:21:51 UTC
[Stop? Thor booms out a mighty laugh.]

We'll stop when there's no more of these shambling corpses to chase down, boy!

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a_gentle_boy September 24 2011, 22:10:16 UTC
Aren't you afraid you might accidentally run into one of the houses?

[Whoops, there goes the table stepping on a stone and Lucas flying off the front ... Almost literally. He'll tumble through the air briefly before taking advantage of his height to smash downward with his PSI. It's a bit like playing Leapfrog, except it's Stamp the Frog to Smithereens.

After bouncing on zombie head after zombie head, Lucas will, assisted by a momentary psychic boost, bounce back towards his table.]

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richtighammer September 26 2011, 00:36:56 UTC
[Property damage goes without saying in a battle, or so Thor believes - besides, houses can be repaired. Anyway, this is less startling than the sight of a flying magic child killing zombies with his mind.]

And I'd thought you'd come unarmed, boy! Where does a child learn such magic?

[Not that he's jealous - you can't feel the bones breaking that way.]

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a_gentle_boy September 26 2011, 02:52:59 UTC
Mostly by fighting against an army...

[Now, Lucas wasn't one to brag or show off, but there was something about this atmosphere that seemed to lend itself to both. He seems slightly shocked at what he'd just done, actually - Since coming to Mayfield, he hadn't performed any of his old combat tricks at all, let alone a 10+ hit combo like that.]

It's PSI. Psychic power.

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richtighammer September 26 2011, 16:55:48 UTC
["Psychic" is not in Thor's vocabulary. He does not let this trouble him.]

I'll be glad we have a common enemy, then - they do not seem to like much your P-S-I! Not many boys fight armies where I come from!

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a_gentle_boy September 26 2011, 23:43:31 UTC
It was more of a one-time thing.

[Lucas manages a faintly embarrassed smile.]

You can just call it 'sigh' if you'd like. I hear PSI is a unit of measurement for pressure here...

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richtighammer September 30 2011, 21:32:04 UTC
[SCIENCE? WHAT IS SCIENCE?]

I call it mighty magic! Does it also make your table walk?

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a_gentle_boy October 1 2011, 00:56:29 UTC
Oh! Probably! It might have something to do with it. I don't know; it just sort of does.

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richtighammer October 5 2011, 21:46:51 UTC
Ha! [Thor decapitates a passing zombie with glee.]

Give me your name, boy, and I'll tell of your deeds when this battle's done!

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a_gentle_boy October 6 2011, 02:05:02 UTC
What?

Oh, no, I don't really want anyone talking about me... I don't mind introducing myself, though. My name is Lucas.

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richtighammer October 6 2011, 04:17:19 UTC
Well met, Lucas Table-rider!

[Congrats, kid, you're earned a... rather strange epithet.]

Don't worry - I'll not steal your glory! You'll sing your own praises after this!

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