...my two front teeth.
I did this a few times, but I don't think I could top this one:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole deltron3k's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I gave wanderingspaz a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aresk (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6068 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
RichterCa
(Although the very next time I ran it, I had committed genocide against Deltron. Yikes.)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole deltron3k's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I gave wanderingspaz a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aresk (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6068 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
RichterCa
(Although the very next time I ran it, I had committed genocide against Deltron. Yikes.)