A quick quiz...
1. You have just finished getting an item out of one of a bank of large, plastic utility drawers. Do you:
A. Shut the drawer and walk away.
B. Leave the drawer hanging halfway open, interfering with the rolling ladder, because, fuck it, it's not your problem anymore.
2. You are cleaning a windshield at one of the four cleaning tables when you run out of paper towels. Do you:
A. Walk the seven feet over to table 4 and get a brand new box of paper towels.
B. Walk the three feet to the next table over and take theirs, because, fuck it, it's not your problem anymore.
3. You are bringing back your van after making an delivery. Every day for the past three weeks you have parked in a parking space, then been told to go get the van, and back it into the loading bay for re-loading. Do you:
A. Back the van straight into the loading bay.
B. Park the van in a parking space, then complain when asked to move it to the loading bay.
RESULTS:
If you answered "A" to any of these questions, Congratulations!, you are too smart to work for Safelite Auto Glass.
A. Shut the drawer and walk away.
B. Leave the drawer hanging halfway open, interfering with the rolling ladder, because, fuck it, it's not your problem anymore.
2. You are cleaning a windshield at one of the four cleaning tables when you run out of paper towels. Do you:
A. Walk the seven feet over to table 4 and get a brand new box of paper towels.
B. Walk the three feet to the next table over and take theirs, because, fuck it, it's not your problem anymore.
3. You are bringing back your van after making an delivery. Every day for the past three weeks you have parked in a parking space, then been told to go get the van, and back it into the loading bay for re-loading. Do you:
A. Back the van straight into the loading bay.
B. Park the van in a parking space, then complain when asked to move it to the loading bay.
RESULTS:
If you answered "A" to any of these questions, Congratulations!, you are too smart to work for Safelite Auto Glass.