1. Who are you? Ms Nickylaaa 2. Are we friends? Yessums. I.. think. Eep. 3. When and how did we meet? I do believe it was facewhore and then, unfortunately for you, Newcastle and my house :O! 4. How have I affected you? You gave me herpes. 5. What do you think of me? Nasty herpes givererererer! 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Aaaw! That time you helped me clean my pipes. 7. How long do you think we will be friends? Forever and ever and ever and ever and then you shall die. 8. Do you love me? Yessums. 9. Do you have a crush on me? Well.. you know how the story goes. 10. Do you want me, and if so in what ways (friend, girlfriend, fuck buddy, band memeber, etc)? Been there, done that, can't go back :( FWENDS!) 11. Would you kiss me? Sure 12. Would you hug me? Of course. Unless you'll give me herpes again. 13. Physically, what stands out? A pig wearing a tu-tu 14. Emotionally, what stands out? The so called knife through the heart :( 15. Do you wish I was cooler? If you were any cooler the devil would be ice skating. 16. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Is that a sliding scale? Which is which? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Pickle. It was the first name I thought of. 18. Am I loveable? Sure than suga 19. How long have you known me? Since that mammoth threw you at me. Damn him. 20. Describe me in one word. Watermelon. 21. What was your first impression of me? Funkeh. Like a gibbon with AIDS. 22. Do you still think that way about me now? Sure. You have the gibbon AIDS too. 23. What do you think my weakness is? Your knees. My sledge hammer told me. 24. Do you think I'll get married? Yes. To the gibbon. 25. What makes me happy? Gibbon lovin' 26. What makes me sad? The gibbon cheated on you. 27. What reminds you of me? The sun. 28. If you could give me anything what would it be?and why? Your herpes back. And a shoe. Herpes is nasty. As is the show. 29. How well do you know me? Too well *shudders* 30. Is there a song that reminds you of me? YMCA 31. When's the last time you saw me? In the summer... too long. 32. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?and why not? Yes. I'm having your baby. 33. Do you think I could kill someone? No. Well... maybe if they microwaved your Warhammer crap. Or call it crap. Crap. 34. Have we ever had sex? Yes. But you were unconsious. 35. If you had me would you ever let me go? Only if it was a cage. 36. Do you miss me? Yes. 37. Do you think I miss you? Maybe. But only because I take you to the beach. P'ah! 38. Are you going to post this on your journal and see what I have to say about you? Erm... ok. Sure.
2. Are we friends? Yessums. I.. think. Eep.
3. When and how did we meet? I do believe it was facewhore and then, unfortunately for you, Newcastle and my house :O!
4. How have I affected you? You gave me herpes.
5. What do you think of me? Nasty herpes givererererer!
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Aaaw! That time you helped me clean my pipes.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Forever and ever and ever and ever and then you shall die.
8. Do you love me? Yessums.
9. Do you have a crush on me? Well.. you know how the story goes.
10. Do you want me, and if so in what ways (friend, girlfriend, fuck buddy, band memeber, etc)? Been there, done that, can't go back :( FWENDS!)
11. Would you kiss me? Sure
12. Would you hug me? Of course. Unless you'll give me herpes again.
13. Physically, what stands out? A pig wearing a tu-tu
14. Emotionally, what stands out? The so called knife through the heart :(
15. Do you wish I was cooler? If you were any cooler the devil would be ice skating.
16. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Is that a sliding scale? Which is which?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Pickle. It was the first name I thought of.
18. Am I loveable? Sure than suga
19. How long have you known me? Since that mammoth threw you at me. Damn him.
20. Describe me in one word. Watermelon.
21. What was your first impression of me? Funkeh. Like a gibbon with AIDS.
22. Do you still think that way about me now? Sure. You have the gibbon AIDS too.
23. What do you think my weakness is? Your knees. My sledge hammer told me.
24. Do you think I'll get married? Yes. To the gibbon.
25. What makes me happy? Gibbon lovin'
26. What makes me sad? The gibbon cheated on you.
27. What reminds you of me? The sun.
28. If you could give me anything what would it be?and why? Your herpes back. And a shoe. Herpes is nasty. As is the show.
29. How well do you know me? Too well *shudders*
30. Is there a song that reminds you of me? YMCA
31. When's the last time you saw me? In the summer... too long.
32. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?and why not? Yes. I'm having your baby.
33. Do you think I could kill someone? No. Well... maybe if they microwaved your Warhammer crap. Or call it crap. Crap.
34. Have we ever had sex? Yes. But you were unconsious.
35. If you had me would you ever let me go? Only if it was a cage.
36. Do you miss me? Yes.
37. Do you think I miss you? Maybe. But only because I take you to the beach. P'ah!
38. Are you going to post this on your journal and see what I have to say about you? Erm... ok. Sure.
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