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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are attracted to you.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is totally nuts and bitching at you.
You'd like your lover to think you are not an old bald guy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was of the same sex as you.
Your ideal relationship is one-sided. Only you can talk.
Your risk of cheating is zero. Nobody wants you.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like asking people if they want to make out.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You are attracted to those who are attracted to you.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is totally nuts and bitching at you.
You'd like your lover to think you are not an old bald guy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was of the same sex as you.
Your ideal relationship is one-sided. Only you can talk.
Your risk of cheating is zero. Nobody wants you.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like asking people if they want to make out.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?