May 01, 2003 16:55
I'm guessing it's probably some cute blonde with big tits somewhere(no offense to big-titted blondes everywhere), but it sure as hell wasn't me. I had to drop four large to get my truck fixed. But it is fixed, so I guess I can't complain too much(yes I can, but nobody listens).
Has anyone ever seen "All things Rock" on Mtv? It's their hip, new version of Headbanger's Ball. First off, the hosts are a couple guys from the punk band Good Charlotte. I don't proclaim to be a huge punk music fan, but I do think the Ramones were the be all end all of punk music. And GC is nothing compared to the Ramones. I guess I'm just old fashioned that way(not OLD mind you, just 'old fashioned'!!!). Part of my aversion to these guys hosting could be that they really suck at it. It almost seems like they got forced to do it. Like they don't care, or aren't having fun. I KNOW these two guys HAVE to have more personality than they show on-air. THEY JUST HAVE TO!!! But the good thing about the show is at least they do play stuff besides the normal rap videos(you can't spell CRAP without RAP!!). I even saw a couple bands that I'm recommending. One is called Evanesence. They remind me of heavy/electronic Tool, but with an operatic-type female lead singer. The one song I heard was called something like "Wake me up inside", and it was very good. Musically, it was really heavy and hard sounding, but when the lady sang, it was really beautiful. Great song. The other band I saw that wasn't bad was called Burning Brides. The song is called Artic Snow, and it's pretty good. It's all part of that "garage rock revival" that's going around. But they're really not all that bad. Check em out if you get a chance.
Heard from 3 really cool people today. First off, Amazing Amber(I'm just trying different nicknames...until I find one that I like for her) tried calling me today. But I was in the shower. She left a message and said she was just calling to say hello because she was thinking about me. Isn't that just so cool!! Well, I think it is. Then, I got an email from my friend Ness in New Mexico. She's one of my old college buddies. Very nice girl and kinda odd just like me. And then, an old LJ friend, CC, replied to one of my posts. She's a lot of fun to correspond with and last I heard, she was doing great and living with her boyfriend and everything. I'm always happy when things go well for my friends!!
Well, that's about it for now. I'll leave you with some Deep Thoughts that I've collected and found funny as hell.
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
Talk to all of you later.
rock