(no subject)

[richie_head]

I'm tired right now. I just got back from a party with some friends from work. Since it was a costume party I dressed up in my work uniform... I am a waiter! I am also regretting I didn't go up to some pretty looking girl and take out my guest book and be like, "Could I get you something to drink?"
"Yeah let's go get some chai teas."
"OMG I love chai teas!"
"OMG I love you!"
"OMG I love you too!"
WTF! But instead I am watching her eat a cheesy puff and sip on beer from a distance - afterwards she bites a chocolate cupcake. Is she just enjoying herself? She is dressed up as Rogue from X-men, the cartoon version (instead of green spandex she has on jeans), giving me the opportunity to say, "Jubilee eh?"
"Huh?"
"You're Jubilee from the X-Men right?"
"Um... Sure."
But I say, "What's your name?... Nice to meet you. Are you enjoying yourself or what?"
"I want to take you somewhere."
What she wants to take me somewhere WTF!? I am with her and she shows me what it is to be a... waiter... SIGH!

But seriously I got a fortune cookie today that says, "You are about to receive a big compliment." I also got a haircut today and "nice haircut" is a big compliment to me. So I pulled out my fortune and said, "You won't believe this!..."
What?
"Look at this fortune!"
DAMN!
WTF...
Love YOU!
Richie