It's criminal that someone so rich should have such a stressful life

[richestorags]

If the hallways and classrooms of Hogwarts seem a little murkier than usual, it's because I have been busy trying to run two different businesses at once and no, I don't care, so tell someone who does

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[pink_parvati]

I am. Why?

[richestorags]

I have a proposal for you.

[pink_parvati]

Alright then. What?

[richestorags]

You should work for me instead of Macmillan.

[pink_parvati]

Why? I'm on a Quidditch team, organising and acting in a play and have NEWTs coming up. I don't have time to work for anyone. I help out Ernie as a fabour.

[richestorags]

So help out me as a favour, instead.

[pink_parvati]

It's best to ask and not order, Higgs. And my answer to both is no.

[richestorags]

Why not?

[pink_parvati]

Because you could hire anyone you want to be your PA. But you're going for me, when I already help Ernie out. So I think you're up to something, and your somethings don't seem to be very nice most of the time. That's why I'm saying no.

[richestorags]

I'm not up to something. I just thought 'hmmm, who would benefit most from this position' and I thought of you. Why would I hire someone I don't even know? They could be right tossers.

What could I possibly be up to?

[pink_parvati]

There are such a thing as references. I'm sure McGonagall could probably help you find someone among the former students if you stopped naffing her off so much.

I don't know, but I don't think it would be something nice. And I really don't think you were doing this for me. It's not like I'm Alicia Spinnet and you have to be nice to me. I'm just some random student to you.

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[blondbadger]

I think you should go for it.