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Dear Borrowed Kitty
Please stop playing with My Boxes. Your Box is where you left it, under the Computer Desk.
The Computer is Safe when I am sitting in front of it, playing with my mouse. You do not need to mount guard between the screen and me; also, the mouse is My Mouse, Not Your Mouse. Stop grabbing my hand when I'm playing with it. Go and catch your own, but please take them Outside if you catch them Indoors.
It is not safe for you to chew the flexes. That’s why everything gets Switched Off when I Go Out or Upstairs To Bed. The reason that they taste nasty today is that I have put Safe But Nasty stuff on them to stop you chewing them.
Breakfast and Coffee are not the same thing. You have Breakfast. I have Coffee. So Stop rushing to your Dish every time that I say “Time for Coffee.”
The pile of Unread Newspapers by My Chair is Safe. You need not mount guard over them in that responsible careful worried way. It’s simply that I’m too Busy Packing Boxes to read them.