Don't read the Supreme Court deliberations on gay marriage...

[richardthinks]

...read this truncated transcript instead. I am told it's disturbingly accurate.

BREYER: I’m going to ask you an extremely long question riddled with nonspecific nouns, and you’re going to have to guess what I mean by it.

COOPER: I’m pretty sure the answer is no? But let’s stop talking about whether I should be allowed to talk, and get on to what I’

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[muckefuck]

I saw the "aliens eating human flesh" bit earlier and didn't realise it was from a longer piece. Hilarious!

[richardthinks]

I wish I had the detachment to be able to find the SCOTUS itself hilarious.

[cdk]

There's one for yesterday's, as well, but it's much more brief, because yesterday's was much more boring.