Sep 30, 2005 00:30
TheBroodingBaron: Glavine
TheBroodingBaron: you gotta be fucking kidding me
TheDarkKnight214: :: clapps slowly :: Yes he and Maddux. Its...poetic justice
TheBroodingBaron: poetic justice?
TheBroodingBaron: how so?
TheDarkKnight214: 2 former aces in the twilight of their careers give me the edge I need in the moment of truth for me
TheBroodingBaron: oh well I still have a good shot at this thing
TheDarkKnight214: Yeah ya do
TheDarkKnight214: I havent locked at all.
TheBroodingBaron: I can still take runs and whip
TheBroodingBaron: if I do that and hold the close ones in my favor
TheBroodingBaron: that's enough
TheBroodingBaron: outside shot at RBI
TheBroodingBaron: oh and strikeouts
TheBroodingBaron: 22 homers though, can't compete with that
TheDarkKnight214: It will be like 24 or 25 tommorow
TheBroodingBaron: Chone Figgins is my MVP
TheBroodingBaron: six steals this week
TheBroodingBaron: by himself
TheBroodingBaron: well these two weeks
TheDarkKnight214: My MVP is Hafner. 7 homers???
TheBroodingBaron: I'll buy him a crate of Kellogg's Chone Flakes if this propels me to victories
TheBroodingBaron: victory*
TheBroodingBaron: I can't believe I only have two wins in almost two full weeks
TheBroodingBaron: both by Colon
TheBroodingBaron: he got one tonight
TheDarkKnight214: Yeah. Thats rare of your team
TheBroodingBaron: yeah
TheBroodingBaron: I had Kazmir on the bench for his win earlier
TheBroodingBaron: but against Cleveland I think it was, I wasn't risking it
TheBroodingBaron: wins is out of reach anyway and was at that point
TheBroodingBaron: I'm trying to get the rest of the categories
TheBroodingBaron: but Glavine has complicated things
TheDarkKnight214: He totally blew me away with that perfomance. i mean h he was partying like it was 1992
TheBroodingBaron: goddamit this happens every single year
TheBroodingBaron: my team goes into a funk and some loser from another guy's team decides to be the greatest player on earth for two weeks
TheDarkKnight214: WhhhaAaaa. Incase you havent noticed it happens to me every year since like 2001. Think of it this way, one of us finally gets what we want
TheBroodingBaron: psh
TheBroodingBaron: like I care what you want
TheBroodingBaron: lol
TheBroodingBaron: you can win my league
TheBroodingBaron: I'm out, I don't care
TheBroodingBaron: besides Colin winning it might be worse
TheDarkKnight214: lol
TheBroodingBaron: I demand you forfeit this match
TheBroodingBaron: and I can bench Colin's players so you win that game
TheBroodingBaron: and also kick him in the shins when I see him
TheBroodingBaron: I'll even throw in a Koopatrooper
TheDarkKnight214: Nevah! I must win all three league championships thus making myself the greatest player ever
TheBroodingBaron: Joe don't make me put on my coat
TheBroodingBaron: cause it's right in my closet not five feet away
TheBroodingBaron: I'll do it
TheBroodingBaron: FEAR THE BROODING OF THE BROODING BARON VON.... BROOD
TheBroodingBaron: BROOOOOOOOD
TheDarkKnight214: LOL
TheDarkKnight214: Brood on my humble friend but your coat is useless! USELESS I SAY!
TheBroodingBaron: NEVAH!
TheBroodingBaron: NOOCH MEH NYEH I AM THE BARON DAMMIT
TheBroodingBaron: HAIL BOVINISM
TheBroodingBaron: I WILL RELEASE THE FRIEZE CURSE YOU FOOL
TheBroodingBaron: I MEAN IT ALYSSA AND I ARE TOTALLY COOL LIKE THAT
TheDarkKnight214: IGUALES! I SUMMON THE UNHOLY SIGHT OF MIKE BANNON'S BACK FAT!!!
TheBroodingBaron: OK THAT'S IT
TheBroodingBaron: MEET ME AT THE OREGON DINER
TheBroodingBaron: AND BRING YOUR GAME CONTROLLER BECAUSE I'M GONNA GO LORD KATES ON YOUR ASS
TheDarkKnight214: YOU DARE??? WELL BE PREPARED TO LOSE CAUSE YOU ARE GONNA BE BURNED MORE THEN CLEAROSIL ON LL'S FACE!!!
TheBroodingBaron: I WILL SEND MY 13 YEAR OLD BROTHER AFTER YOU CLASSIC
TheDarkKnight214: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You finally got me. No one can beat that
TheBroodingBaron: I AM GANGSTA
TheBroodingBaron: lol
TheBroodingBaron: check and mate
TheDarkKnight214: When you use a quote from Paul Troutman you cant get any lower
TheBroodingBaron: well played, cousin, well played
TheDarkKnight214: True dat homie