...I'm gonna update soon. Lots has happened, and I feel as though I've been hit by a big lorry full of Rock and Booze. Sunburn and a cold is a wack combination, y'all. Soon as I've composed myself and gathered my thoughts, and stopped feeling bloody dreadful, I'll be dropping a massive two part post. I just can't write coherently enough yet.
In the meantime, to tide you over, here's a really bad picture of Iron Fucking Maiden totally overwhelming my phone camera with fire. Toatlly tits.