The Futile Rantings of a Lonely, Bitter Man.
Boyfriends of the world*! An announcement:
I fucking hate you lot.
1. Because I'm jealous that you're probably getting some, and I most resolutely am not. STILL.
2. You bastards are hogging all the girls, y'all.
Yes, I'm a petty, bitter little bastard, I know. But I fail to see any reason at all why I shouldn't be. If anyone has any suggestions, beyond the standard, clichéd, platitudinous bullshit that gets trotted out whenever anyone's pissed off about being single and fed up, I'd be interested to hear them. Really.
No, I haven't even had anything to drink. At least if I had, I'd be able to fall asleep.
Craptastic.
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*Except my friends who fall into this category. You guys are exempt. Cos y'know, you guys are cool. Plus, I don't wanna be macking on your girls, yo. That shit's just not cool. Bros before hos and all that.
I fucking hate you lot.
1. Because I'm jealous that you're probably getting some, and I most resolutely am not. STILL.
2. You bastards are hogging all the girls, y'all.
Yes, I'm a petty, bitter little bastard, I know. But I fail to see any reason at all why I shouldn't be. If anyone has any suggestions, beyond the standard, clichéd, platitudinous bullshit that gets trotted out whenever anyone's pissed off about being single and fed up, I'd be interested to hear them. Really.
No, I haven't even had anything to drink. At least if I had, I'd be able to fall asleep.
Craptastic.
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*Except my friends who fall into this category. You guys are exempt. Cos y'know, you guys are cool. Plus, I don't wanna be macking on your girls, yo. That shit's just not cool. Bros before hos and all that.