How do monkeys work up a sweat in the arctic, anyway?
I saw a news headline that said, "Arctic Monkeys Rocket to Six-Figure Album Sales". And I said to myself, "OH BOY! I HAVE to hear this, and see if they've got anything I want to add to my next work-out tape." Remember the last time you went to the zoo? Did you see any chubby monkeys? No? See what I mean?
So I ran out to get the album. Was I ever in for a disappointment! The "Arctic Monkeys" aren't monkeys, they're people. They're not even wearing monkey suits.
Oh, well. I'm not going to let it get me down. One of the secrets to keeping your weight DOWN is to keep your chin UP! Besides, I've got a special treat to look forward to this afternoon! Sugar-free lime jello, with grated carrots and celery stirred in. I can hardly wait! I'm going to log off right now, so I can run to the fridge and see if it's set yet!
So I ran out to get the album. Was I ever in for a disappointment! The "Arctic Monkeys" aren't monkeys, they're people. They're not even wearing monkey suits.
Oh, well. I'm not going to let it get me down. One of the secrets to keeping your weight DOWN is to keep your chin UP! Besides, I've got a special treat to look forward to this afternoon! Sugar-free lime jello, with grated carrots and celery stirred in. I can hardly wait! I'm going to log off right now, so I can run to the fridge and see if it's set yet!