"I'm So Pretty..."
I flew to Florida yesterday, and boy are my arms tired...ok, don't tell me you didn't see that one coming! But seriously, this is one of my favorite times of the year...my annual Cruise to Lose! Here's a picture from last year. Look at all those people working out! Don't they look like they're having the time of their lives?
I'm onboard right now. I'm checking out the ship's computer. In half an hour, I'll go back down to the dock, and lead several thousand of my fans in a zero-calorie toast of seltzer water. And then I get to break the bottle against the side of the ship! After that, it's anchors away to Cozumel.
Let me tell you a secret. One of the things I do every year on the Cruise to Lose that I don't do anywhere else, that I absolutely adore, is putting on one of those bright orange flotation vests! You know, the kind they used to call "Mae Wests"? All that puffy fiberfill makes me look so skinny by comparison!
I'm onboard right now. I'm checking out the ship's computer. In half an hour, I'll go back down to the dock, and lead several thousand of my fans in a zero-calorie toast of seltzer water. And then I get to break the bottle against the side of the ship! After that, it's anchors away to Cozumel.
Let me tell you a secret. One of the things I do every year on the Cruise to Lose that I don't do anywhere else, that I absolutely adore, is putting on one of those bright orange flotation vests! You know, the kind they used to call "Mae Wests"? All that puffy fiberfill makes me look so skinny by comparison!