Jan 01, 2010 09:00
Kat Wain divvies up the spoils:
"You can have spinach and anal sex, and I'll have sex and anal spinach."
Alex on life, love, and MSN:
"There is only so long a man can wait - especially if there are rugby players to look at on TV."
Peoplewatching going surprisingly wrong:
"Why did you think I was straight?"
"You just seem reasonable."
Communication:
"Icing, cake... straw, camels." (I got what she meant.)
Family attitude to late nights:
"It's late, you're tired, and you're starting to show off."
Er, from Lara (and no, I don't remember why):
"I didn't say it was a 'big black' double-ended dildo."
How I gained favour with QCs:
"Unfortunately, sometimes... babies die."
Verbal punctuation, staccato:
"Sexylitious. Woof."
The motto of the Ivybridge Stewart:
"You gotta kiss a lot of frogs..."
Yes, this was said to me:
"If you can't even talk about it, we probably shouldn't be doing it."
Marilyn Magnusen, in reference to a taxi driver standing RIGHT there:
"I'm not sure about this. He doesn't look hygenic."
(and the rest)
"Virescit vulnere virtus." - Presumably someone celtic who spoke latin.
"You should be alive as much as you can until you're totally dead." - Dylan Moran, role-model
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" - Juvenal
"Commitment? It's like a plate of ham and eggs; the chicken is involved, the pig is committed." - Martina Navratilova
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." - Anonymous.
"Sad is happy for deep people." - Sally Sparrow (loving Steven Moffat)
"Also, I can kill you with my brain." - River Tam
"Better to ask for forgiveness than for permission." - Jesuit saying.
"When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that, you find someone to carry you." - Malcolm Reynolds
"Love is one of those things in which to travel hopefully is better than to arrive." - Dion Fortune
"I think it's okay if you feel horny and fucked up at the same time." - Marie de Salle
"Somebody special - when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence." - Mia Wallace
"Mr. Wizard can't perform no God-like hocus pocus." - Smash Mouth
"No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"I'd rather die terrified than live forever." -Joey Comeau, asofterworld 234
"Denial is not just a river in Egypt." - Unattributed.
..."Squishy." - Dory
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