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[richandlovingit]

You Are a Content Valentine

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[cantbuy_me]

Happy Valentine's Day, Mr Williamson.

[richandlovingit]

Oh my GOD! I'm gonna kill him! Does he have you on speed dial or something?

[cantbuy_me]

Why kill him? I think it's a wonderful idea. I'd love to have you in cuffs.

And yes, he does, but that's not the point.

[richandlovingit]

I'm seriously going to make that nurse superglue his arse to a bedpan.

I am glad you didn't go leopard print furries.

[cantbuy_me]

No you're not because you love him too much. You could just stick some googly eyes on his willy.

Not a fan, love?

[richandlovingit]

No, he'll use that to his advantage. It's gotta be a bedpan payback.

Faux print makes my cock look small.

[cantbuy_me]

His poor, poor arse. Hasn't he suffered enough?

Is that why you prefer me in plain silk?

[richandlovingit]

He broke the Best Mate Code of Conduct! That hospital seat probably still had my arse dent in it by the time he got on the phone!

Um, I'm going to say yes...

[cantbuy_me]

There's an actual Code of Conduct? I asked him for ideas! That was it! He didn't tell me you told him anything.

But?

[richandlovingit]

Yes, and it's written in blood... or something. Yes, he did tell you and now I have to get him back. I might target Stuart. Stick a naked picture of Oprah on his gut to turn Thommo off.

No buts, I'm sticking with that answer.

[cantbuy_me]

Mmhmm, sure it is, love. Are you really that offended? Maybe I should take the cuffs back.

You just prefer me naked, don't you?

[richandlovingit]

No, I'm not offended, it's just the principal. No! No, I don't want you to take them back. At all.

Well, yes. But the silk is nice too! So long as it comes off.

[cantbuy_me]

You've never once broken the Code? Are you sure, because I do still have the receipt. I wouldn't want you to feel as if you can't enjoy them because Tom broke the Code.

Have I ever worn anything you couldn't get off?

[richandlovingit]

Of course I have, and he made me pay every single time. I have scars to prove it. I don't care if he did, I'll just get revenge and it'll all be good.

Yes, that red wet leather look thingo with all the buckles.

[cantbuy_me]

Oh, well then, carry on. That's what they're from? So we can't christen them until you get revenge?

And who picked it?

[richandlovingit]

That's what some of them are from. We still had our teenage years that passed with more scars. Nah, I'll get revenge after we christen them.

Yeah, but I like red and that's not the point. I nearly broke a nail with those clips.