8 Dollars Well Spent
My friends, I have come into the ownership of one of the few things that I have quested after for many moons. I will give you a great hint, "Play As Time Goes By". I was drug into a store, whose name shall remain anonymous to preserve the credibility of the most awesome item. And there on a discount rack, lay a subrack labeled only "Men's Coats" in crappy like second grader Sharpie. And on that rack hung a massive coat, a coat straight from the trenches of world war 2 perhaps even from the very back of Bogart himself. A thing of true beaty, camel brown, 46 long, it was a match made in the stars. And best of all, every coat on the rack was set to be sold for a mere 8 dollars. GAAA! and it was authentic London Fog, not some really cheap knock off. My friends, I had found my dream long trench coat. The first of several things which a man must own, now I need only a fedora and a revolver "Round up the usual suspects."