I speak as though I'm not one, but I am... last time I checked anyway...

[ricepattie]

Maybe it's the music, or perhaps I've come to some earth-shattering conclusion about men and their intrinsic qualities, but in either case, I have decided that most lack both the testicular fortitude and initiative to do anything at all. This is most frustrating, especially when trying to make plans and choosing something, really anything, to do. Boys forget how to use their phones and are then surprised when, after you call them and they don't call you back OR you text them and they don't text back, that you don't want to do anything hours after they decided to call you. What the hell is going on in your heads? I mean, really, what the fuck?

Then, if you say something, this makes you a "bitch" for some reason that has never been clear to me. Can anyone make any sense of this?

So I'm going to sit here and eat lo mein, read some Japanese, and listen to angry music that pounds out beats like I want to pound faces.