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SURVEY TIME LYKE OMG !!!!!!!!!!
okay. name one ridiculous thing that scares the shit out of you.
seriously... opening those cilinders of pillsbury rolls. ridiculous you may say? pah
Come on... they even say :
CAUTION: Contents Under Pressure !!
To ensure safety while opening, alway point can ends away from you and others.
They are dangerous !!!! If they have a saftey warning for JUST opening them then.. something is wrong.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SOME DAMN ROLLS! THAT'S IT !
and there are directions !
1. Peel label in this direction
2. Press tip of spoon on bold line under label until can pops.
That's the part... when the can pops. It's so scary. You're just like waiting for it. You're thinking.. oh my gosh.. . is it coming? when is it coming. I hope it's not that loud. oh my gosh ( and your heart is racing ! you're like closing your eyes and looking away. trying to prepare yourself for it. thinking that it will help.) I think it should've popped by now. Yes. it definitely should've. .
" Mom! shouldn't this have popped yet ?! I could've sworn yesterday that it popped like 10 seconds earli...( then all of the sudden. ) BOOM! and you're like.
OH MY GOD!! WHAT'S HAPPENING! TAKE COVER !!! !!
scary shit.