my letter(s) to santa
i wrote this to santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday theoneandonlyhv and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I helped 23ajm87 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-749 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ricegal9
but then realized i forgot to add sum things...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for cokeandcards45 (10 points). In October I put gum in sportgrl45's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I helped squishy16 across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (4 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
ricegal9
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday theoneandonlyhv and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I helped 23ajm87 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-749 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ricegal9
but then realized i forgot to add sum things...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for cokeandcards45 (10 points). In October I put gum in sportgrl45's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I helped squishy16 across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (4 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
ricegal9