Late last night, I found out it was my flatmate Steve's birthday today. He'd kept that one quiet... Luckily, I had enough ingredients to make him birthday cupcakes. Steve is crazy about the huge 'butter'cream swirls, so I let him choose the flavour combination (vanilla and chocolate, I should have known!), and then decided that they would need something fancy to make them a bit more special, and worthy of being called birthday cakes... Naturally, I decided on a nice and offensive personalised message!