cab driver "Uncle RAlph"

Oct 21, 2005 22:31

HOLY FUCKEN CHRIST MY CAB DRIFER WAS FUCKEN FUNNY AS HELL
IT WAS LIKE THIS 60 YEAR OLD WHITE HICK REGGAE DANCING. GANGSTAH WTF FUCKEN DANCING
BUSTING OUT THE ROBOT AND SHIT (WHILE DRIVING)
ALLL HE SAID WAS FUCK AND WAS LIKE ITS GOOD TO KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND
AND SAID IM ONLY GOOD WHEN IM SLEEEPING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKEN CHRIST I STARTED TO CRY IN THE CAR BECAUS EI WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
I ALMOST PEED...SERIOUSLY ALMOST
I WILL ALWAYS ASK FOR THIS GUY
HOYLS HIT
THEN HE HIT A BABY POSSIN
AND WAS LIKE FUCK
I RATHER HIT A HUMAN BEING
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHAT DID THAT POSSON DO TO ANYONE? NOTHINGGG
HAHAHAHA HES LIKE IT KILLED ME DANCING MOOD
HAHAHAHA
HE TOLD ME "YOU GO GIRL" FOR THE ACT TOMORROW
AND SAID I SHUD BE OUT TILL 5 IN THE MORNING APRTING
AHAHAHAH HOLY CHRIST
BEST CAB EVER!!!
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