Hellowe
It doesn't count as insomnia if you sleep all day.
Everyone complains, they should stop. All they need to do is go out and buy some delicous papayas or mangos. Really it's any sort of fruit that can brighten up your day.
I totally checked out some sweet dinosaur footprints on a mountain during my geology class. It totally rocked, get it, rocked?!
Last Monday, I meant to write about what happened last Sunday, but I didn't, so i will now. So last last weekend, i had the room to myself. It was pretty rad as i am not too fond of my roomate, or roomy. But sunday night he decided to come home, and with him was his girlfriend. He walked in and asked "Hey Matt, is it ok if dianna stays here tonight?" and since i have no backbone (Phylum Chordata, subphylum invertebrata) i said "ok". what he didn't tell me was that his girlfriend was sick, so i stayed up studying for a little while as they prepared for bed and eventually laid down. while i was studying, his girlfriend decides to get up and turn off the main light as i was studying and turned on a dim light, laid down and asked "is that ok?" so i said "yes". thats not even the worst part though, since she was sick she kept coughing like every two minutes, i couldn't sleep at all. every two minutes 'hack, hack, cough, im fat, cough, cough, hack.' so everytime she coughed i would mutter under my breath something along the lines of "what the hell" or "you gotta be fucking kidding me" or "ahhhhhhh." none of it got her mouth to shut up.
So the next morning, i decicded to wake up real early and make as much noise as possible, i even made some loud fart noises to show them how upset i was. during the next day i freaked out and decided that her germs got all over my room and i wasnt about to risk getting sick. so i took out my lysol spray can and coated my room in a nice antibacterial film. gross.
So, sorry, i thought this would be a lot funnier than it turned out to be, but im not about to go back and rewrite everything, besides when you really think about it its not so much funny as it is depressing and annoying.
Everyone complains, they should stop. All they need to do is go out and buy some delicous papayas or mangos. Really it's any sort of fruit that can brighten up your day.
I totally checked out some sweet dinosaur footprints on a mountain during my geology class. It totally rocked, get it, rocked?!
Last Monday, I meant to write about what happened last Sunday, but I didn't, so i will now. So last last weekend, i had the room to myself. It was pretty rad as i am not too fond of my roomate, or roomy. But sunday night he decided to come home, and with him was his girlfriend. He walked in and asked "Hey Matt, is it ok if dianna stays here tonight?" and since i have no backbone (Phylum Chordata, subphylum invertebrata) i said "ok". what he didn't tell me was that his girlfriend was sick, so i stayed up studying for a little while as they prepared for bed and eventually laid down. while i was studying, his girlfriend decides to get up and turn off the main light as i was studying and turned on a dim light, laid down and asked "is that ok?" so i said "yes". thats not even the worst part though, since she was sick she kept coughing like every two minutes, i couldn't sleep at all. every two minutes 'hack, hack, cough, im fat, cough, cough, hack.' so everytime she coughed i would mutter under my breath something along the lines of "what the hell" or "you gotta be fucking kidding me" or "ahhhhhhh." none of it got her mouth to shut up.
So the next morning, i decicded to wake up real early and make as much noise as possible, i even made some loud fart noises to show them how upset i was. during the next day i freaked out and decided that her germs got all over my room and i wasnt about to risk getting sick. so i took out my lysol spray can and coated my room in a nice antibacterial film. gross.
So, sorry, i thought this would be a lot funnier than it turned out to be, but im not about to go back and rewrite everything, besides when you really think about it its not so much funny as it is depressing and annoying.