HAHAHA YESSS!
I so totally just went to google images and typed in my name and found out that I am the hottest Matt Whitney in existence. I so totally annihilated everyone else with handsomeness.
The cartilage in in my leg decided to stop being in my leg. This kind of sucks because I'm running a half marathon this weekend. Oh well, worst case scenario is that my leg blows out in the middle of the race and I can never run again and when I get to be like 40 years old I'll talk about how I could have been something big if it weren't for coach taking me out in the last quarter. Wait a second, what? Nevermind.
Halloween was almost so great. I was so happy to see the snow at night and then so upset that it wasn't there in the morning. I hate it when mother nature lies. But mother nature also gives us bumblebees, their honey, and blue whales and hagfish, so i guess she's alright with me.
Did you know that an ant can live up to 3 days under water? And that there are some fish that have lungs so they can live on land for a few days? Biology and space are way awesome. Brent, you and I should be astronaut-biologists. That would be the most bestest job ever. We would be able to look at stars and pet animals all day. If anyone else wants to help I guess they can tag along.
A girl came into my room and just kissed me on the cheek. I panicked and hit her. I'M SO AWKWARD!!! I don't understand girls, because I know for a fact that within a week this girl that just kissed me is going to be all uninterested. Girls are wierd, and way gross...and scary. I guess I just need to meet one that doesn't suck and is way cool. So any ladies out there...HOLLA BACK!!
Just kidding, I hate players. Even if a girl did "holla back" I wouldn't know what to do. Probabley just run off and cry. Stupid girls.
Anyway, gonna take Justin's advice and go see Team America. Hopefully it doesn't suck as much as Justin. Just kidding buddy, you know I gots nothing but love for my homies.
The cartilage in in my leg decided to stop being in my leg. This kind of sucks because I'm running a half marathon this weekend. Oh well, worst case scenario is that my leg blows out in the middle of the race and I can never run again and when I get to be like 40 years old I'll talk about how I could have been something big if it weren't for coach taking me out in the last quarter. Wait a second, what? Nevermind.
Halloween was almost so great. I was so happy to see the snow at night and then so upset that it wasn't there in the morning. I hate it when mother nature lies. But mother nature also gives us bumblebees, their honey, and blue whales and hagfish, so i guess she's alright with me.
Did you know that an ant can live up to 3 days under water? And that there are some fish that have lungs so they can live on land for a few days? Biology and space are way awesome. Brent, you and I should be astronaut-biologists. That would be the most bestest job ever. We would be able to look at stars and pet animals all day. If anyone else wants to help I guess they can tag along.
A girl came into my room and just kissed me on the cheek. I panicked and hit her. I'M SO AWKWARD!!! I don't understand girls, because I know for a fact that within a week this girl that just kissed me is going to be all uninterested. Girls are wierd, and way gross...and scary. I guess I just need to meet one that doesn't suck and is way cool. So any ladies out there...HOLLA BACK!!
Just kidding, I hate players. Even if a girl did "holla back" I wouldn't know what to do. Probabley just run off and cry. Stupid girls.
Anyway, gonna take Justin's advice and go see Team America. Hopefully it doesn't suck as much as Justin. Just kidding buddy, you know I gots nothing but love for my homies.