someone get me a bedazzler...STAT...
so i was sitting here and thinking...how did i post everyday? i mean...since my last post? all i've done is watch anderson on regis and kelly (video of him with rolled up sleeves and a baseball bat will be posted later), sat in a car for five hours, watched anderson, jon and stephen, slept a few hours, and completed a few loads of laundry. my suitcase is still on my living room floor, (i'm slowly emptying it every time i get my ass off the sofa) and i have yet to toss my stinky ass in the shower.
has my life always been this boring? i don't think so...i mean, we used to have parties or at least people over every fucking day...now? it's days between even seeing most of the people i know. i wake up, i drag my ass to the couch and watch the news, play online, shower, go to work, come home and play online, before i drag my ass to bed. i did have breakfast on my deck with my landlords this morning while we watched some of the therapy students ride the horses in slow circles...which was awesome...but still.
anyway, so i realized today that i have been BEYOND lame lately, and i resolved to fix that. clearly i need a little bedazzling in my life. so...tonight i am going to dinner with a friend, hopefully meeting up with the boy at some point to get laid, going to the bar with my drunken friends, and then maybe meeting up with the boy to get laid (does mentioning that twice make me the drunk whore in the corner? i'll get back to you).
BUT before i do all that, (like a true fangirl...) i have other plans. dan will be back tonight (here's to hoping he's not wearing a ring), and anderson better not be wearing another ugly tie. also? new tds/tcr for the win. does anyone want to talk about the amazing wonderment that was john o. rickrolling jon's vagina last night? ha ha ha ha ha...awesome...
one last thing, i have pics for all the gals from this weekend. i am gonna post them here under a cut, but if anyone would rather their pics not be online, just let me know and i will take them down asap. anyone else who took pics/videos, i'd love copies or links...seriously i NEED the karaoke video of take on me and the stop action p.i.c.! =D
this one's for you:
FAIL:
i know you want to:
a little too much sun:
aw...you're a great story:
did i just get punched in the cunt?
who's more ambitiouser?
aw...cute:
thanks for the company in the car!
it wasn't the sun, i was blushing cuz you're so hot...
so THAT'S your O face.
is that a sex swing?
my favorite uppity lesbian sex swing using vegetarian whore bitch...EVER:
take one:
take two:
and this one pretty much sums up the whole weekend:
aw, anyway...to all my new friends, my blogs will get back to their most interesting soon...i'm resolving to actually you know, have a life worth writing about once again. um...just don't be surprised by the insanity. and feel free to stalk my blogs (since you didn't get a chance to before the con) i'm a total comment whore.
has my life always been this boring? i don't think so...i mean, we used to have parties or at least people over every fucking day...now? it's days between even seeing most of the people i know. i wake up, i drag my ass to the couch and watch the news, play online, shower, go to work, come home and play online, before i drag my ass to bed. i did have breakfast on my deck with my landlords this morning while we watched some of the therapy students ride the horses in slow circles...which was awesome...but still.
anyway, so i realized today that i have been BEYOND lame lately, and i resolved to fix that. clearly i need a little bedazzling in my life. so...tonight i am going to dinner with a friend, hopefully meeting up with the boy at some point to get laid, going to the bar with my drunken friends, and then maybe meeting up with the boy to get laid (does mentioning that twice make me the drunk whore in the corner? i'll get back to you).
BUT before i do all that, (like a true fangirl...) i have other plans. dan will be back tonight (here's to hoping he's not wearing a ring), and anderson better not be wearing another ugly tie. also? new tds/tcr for the win. does anyone want to talk about the amazing wonderment that was john o. rickrolling jon's vagina last night? ha ha ha ha ha...awesome...
one last thing, i have pics for all the gals from this weekend. i am gonna post them here under a cut, but if anyone would rather their pics not be online, just let me know and i will take them down asap. anyone else who took pics/videos, i'd love copies or links...seriously i NEED the karaoke video of take on me and the stop action p.i.c.! =D
this one's for you:
FAIL:
i know you want to:
a little too much sun:
aw...you're a great story:
did i just get punched in the cunt?
who's more ambitiouser?
aw...cute:
thanks for the company in the car!
it wasn't the sun, i was blushing cuz you're so hot...
so THAT'S your O face.
is that a sex swing?
my favorite uppity lesbian sex swing using vegetarian whore bitch...EVER:
take one:
take two:
and this one pretty much sums up the whole weekend:
aw, anyway...to all my new friends, my blogs will get back to their most interesting soon...i'm resolving to actually you know, have a life worth writing about once again. um...just don't be surprised by the insanity. and feel free to stalk my blogs (since you didn't get a chance to before the con) i'm a total comment whore.