Oh yes, we WILL have words!
Dear Body,
I am not happy with your performance this past quarter. It's really very disappointing to find such a generally diligent hard worker like yourself falling down on the job. I do remember those brief times back in 2001 and 2005 where you had some troubles, but you recovered so well I've come to expect it of you. The fact that you've chosen to revisit the sharp left hip pains that result in the always annoying collapsing leg thing is in no way vindicated by the fact that you've also chosen to couple it with strange and unusual upper back between the shoulder blades erratic pulsing sharp pains for variety's sake.
Additionally, you've clearly managed to corrupt my skin to your cause of sheer mutiny, given that really, my skin has never been evil to me before, not even in my teenage years, and now I'm having issues with scars I've had nearly all my life! I am truly exasperated by your poor showing! This is simply not acceptable behavior out of one so steadfast previously. I hope you will use this poor performance review as an invitation, nay, a demand, to reflect on your current course and choose to improve dramatically over the next review period.
I will look forward to signs of self improvement from you in the near future or you will be looking for a new job next quarter.
~Ria
I am not happy with your performance this past quarter. It's really very disappointing to find such a generally diligent hard worker like yourself falling down on the job. I do remember those brief times back in 2001 and 2005 where you had some troubles, but you recovered so well I've come to expect it of you. The fact that you've chosen to revisit the sharp left hip pains that result in the always annoying collapsing leg thing is in no way vindicated by the fact that you've also chosen to couple it with strange and unusual upper back between the shoulder blades erratic pulsing sharp pains for variety's sake.
Additionally, you've clearly managed to corrupt my skin to your cause of sheer mutiny, given that really, my skin has never been evil to me before, not even in my teenage years, and now I'm having issues with scars I've had nearly all my life! I am truly exasperated by your poor showing! This is simply not acceptable behavior out of one so steadfast previously. I hope you will use this poor performance review as an invitation, nay, a demand, to reflect on your current course and choose to improve dramatically over the next review period.
I will look forward to signs of self improvement from you in the near future or you will be looking for a new job next quarter.
~Ria